He said . . .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've

got nothing to put in it.

She said .. . You wear pants don't you?

He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the

ironing board while I sit on the sofa.

He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the

grocery money I gave you?

She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?

A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge

and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in

bed and go to the fridge.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so

beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her."

But God," the man says , "why did you make her so

dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."