Nope. All dead or out drinking and doing drugs.

Formaldehyde, vodka and drugs are all that keeps me going! ;~)

Edina: "I want total sensory deprivation and backup drugs."

I'm here, but too shy to speak

Well...
Have a few shots of this Ultimat Chocolate Vanilla Vodka and a couple snorts of this special orchid pollen and join the debauchery!
(Gotta keep an orchid theme!)

You'll have to bring your own porn! ;~)

Nope, hiding out...waiting to see what you guys will do/say next! ;)

Hisssssssssssss!!!

er..wait...is that a "scare" boo? Or a judgemental crowd reaction type boo?

In closing, the more you cry, the less you'll pee.
-MB

Just too busy deciding whether to cut the spike on my phal and where to cut. Do I count the bumps from the top or the bottom?

Clara

Clara - STOP THINKING ABOUT ORCHIDS!!!! We don't do that here! You'll get a reputation as some kind of plant lover or something.

K

Sorry Kevin, I was smoking crack in Scott's red stiletto's when I posted. My bad.

Clara

Ewww!

And I didn't even cut my toenails
or wash my stockings!
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Although, they do look sorta' sexy! ;~)

sorry I asked....

Scott,

um, well, um

I might ask how you cam by that picture, but I *really* don't want to know.

[ at least it's appropriately sized ;) ]

April's title of "Cruelest Month" has just been wrenched from its hands by December...

What?

You mean that no one here knows who Edith Massey was?
Besides many other things, she was in many John Waters movies.
Her beauty and talent are legendary!

She is fully clothed(Thankfully!), so I thought that this might be o.k.
You know, scary things have feelings too! ;~)

Scott

Here is a link that might be useful: Wikipedia

Scott, you dirty little bird! You took my favourite pair or Granny panties! How dare you! Your shoes fit me great though...

Clara... Giggle

Do ya want 'em back?
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Sorry about all the new stains!
Some crazed bald girl wiped chicken grease on them. ;~)

ROFL!
That was Britney Spears trying to cop a cheap feel Scott. She doesn't own a pair of nickers. Remember? K-Fed(ex) got them in the divorce.
;-)
C

PS Give them to Brit'ney

"She doesn't own a pair of nickers."

Arrgggg!!!

My eyes....my eyes...!

I think that most of what she cops is cheap! ;~)

Who'd 'a thought that he'd now look classy!
...as compaired! ;~)

Spray him with a hose, hold him down, use a brillo pad with a little bleach, some Rid(sp? Really, I don't know!) and...
He's sort of cute.
(sort of!)
Hey, I'm now in rual Oregon and it looks like he has most of his teeth! ;~)

No one understands Britney. I do.

But does anyone understand you?

The 2 of you make me laugh harder than anything! I'm crying from laughter. Thanks! Tough week.

Scott I thought you were in the Carolina's? Same thing I suppose. I always wonder what the heck is going on with your house that you can't live in. Does it have indoor plumbing? How do you wash out your lingerie?

"Fed-ex" does look like a class act by comparison. Lord! How times have changed. Ok, I'll admit it, he is kind of cute if you take off the diamond studs, ax the corn row look and never let him speak. "Yo sss'up, Homie"? I think that is the extent of the English vocab. We know he is fluent in Portugese....

Kevin, tell Britney to buy some nickers, wear them and get home to Mama. She's TPT without Lynn. No one is interested in seeing her "naughty bits" after having 2 kids. I don't think anyone was interested even before she got the double priority overnight by Fedex

Carla totally understands Klevin, but Kevin, well he's another animal entirely.

C
PS Kevin am I getting with the programme on Dark side yet? Scary over here, you might think I am a weirdo

"the Carolina's?"

Where'd you get that?

My family hasn't been over that way in a few generations. Too many southerners!;~)
(Yes, I know! Bad joke!)
Although I've only been up here for a few years, my paternal grandfather was born about 60 miles from where I'm now living.

The house is in an advanced state of money pit!
We'd really like to build something else/better out back.
Fighting an extended legal battle over family land, back in Colorado, is taking up most of the resources for that. :~(

"How do you wash out your lingerie?"
You don't need them in summer.
They'd hang out under the "Daisy Dukes"! ;~)

In winter...twice a month, if they need it or not!

Hey!
What's wrong with diamond studs?
I like mine. Had 'em for years.
Although, I did cut the ponytail off 4 or 5 years ago. :~)

Actually, I was refering to these photos of him.
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Really, not half bad!

"ax the corn row look"
Oh God! I forgot about those!
So, what's this rumor about him sleeping with her mom?
Not to mention, the 21 year old that she just did!
He did mention that she had panties on. So...that's an improvement, right?

Editorial note: It was on the last part of Keith Olbermann's show.
Everything that I know, I hear in the last five minutes of programs.

Scott