I love it!! The only reason I'm laughing right now is because I know it can't be true. Are you sure that isn't the Onion?

Here's the text of the online version with a couple more bizarre lines:

"A circus dwarf, nicknamed Od, died recently in the North when he bounced sideways from a trampoline and was swallowed by a yawning hippopotamus which was waiting to appear in the next act. Vets on the scene said Hilda the Hippo had a gag reflex which automatically caused her to swallow. They added in mitigation that the hefty creature was a vegetarian who had not previously digested a circus performer. Unfortunately, the 1000 plus spectators continued to applaud wildly until common sense dictated there had been a tragic mistake. Police said the trampoline has been sent for forensic analysis."

Gosh..must be bs then. I got it from www.rense.com

I'm rolling on the floor right now. That was great.

Don't tell me that isn't true. I need to believe in something don't I?

K

*laughing* But.. the dwarf doesen't fit ! G