Beautiful. From the second paragraph, using my browsers translation utility: On the basis of the level and the climbing growth, one cultivates Trichoceros antennifera better at a piece of cows. I couldn't resist.

If no one else chimes in with an actual translation, I'll be over at my friend's mom's house and have her translate it for ya.

wow! I ran it through Babelfish just for fun....get this:

Description: Small Orchidee with thick-fleshy sheets. On an up-increasing Rhizom Trichoceros trains antennifera the new Bulbe. The roots are amazingly thick fleshy. At the Bulb finished placed Trichoceros forms antennifera the bloom impulse, which carries or few blooms. Trichoceros antennifera grows in nature both semi - terrestrial, epiphytisch and litophytisch. Altogether in all plant parts more largely than Trichoceros muralis. A characteristic of all Trichoceros - kinds it is that the bloom acts like a female insect. The male insect is misled in such a way that it places dusting with the Begattungsversuch reliably. Culture: Due to the altitude and the climbing stature one cultivates Trichoceros antennifera better at a piece of crust, preferably robinie or pappel, without substrate edition. The temperature should not be more highly than kept at a moderate temperature. Temperature points in the summer are well stood, if Trichoceros stands antennifera thereby for drying. But in the summer in the evening and in the morning intensively waessern, in order to achieve as high a temperature difference between day and night as possible. One fertilizes weakly however continuously with a commercial Orchideenduenger.

I'm sure you did it before, but it really is amazing that babelfish translates so poorly. Now you can see why those eBay descriptions are so wierd when they are posted by a non-English speaking person...

Yes, I tried the online translations on a couple of sites. Too funny! Now if I can't find a crust or cow to mount it to, will a squirrel do? Does it have to be a living animal?

Naw, just put it somewhere overhere...it's dead enough to be able to support a little plantie sucking nutrients out of stuff. ;)

Kevin, I just looked into GW for the first time in ages. You still want the translation? The computer translation is sooo much better ....and for a non native speaker pretty good to understand (in one way or the other), Michigoose....
It says nothing about the light. So, nothing to translate there. On hot days with temp peaks it should be dry (really), but watered well in the morning and evening of those hot days. You need more?
eva

Eva - Thanks so much. If you could do just the Culture section I would be yours for life.

Kevin

cultivate the little darling on a piece of bark,Robinie or Cottenwood preferred, without moss. Temps should be intermediate or less.
And then again: temp peaks in summer are well tolerated, if the plant is dry at that time of the day, but water it well in the evening and morning of those days to get a good temp difference between day and night for the plant. Low fertilizing with regular orchid fertilizer.

Kevin, do you know "Leo":deutsch Englisches Woerterbuch? That is pretty good.

But still, for some reasons my translation has that foreigner stile. On the other hand, I am out of the states and living back in europe. Stressing my french by now...

A Kevin I have now, all mine...I will put you in my collection ;o)

eva

Eva - Nope not familiar with that, but usually I can read enough German or French to get me through something I need to understand. This time I couldn't or had some mental block. That seems to happen frequently these days. Back in Europe? I was kind of wondering why we hadn't seen you out here. Thanks for the translation. It helps and now I know what not to do with this little thing.

K