That bacteria, under the intense exposure to UV rays, may indeed cause the moon to become cheese.

Mostly likely feta or another Greek cheese.

ugh, more cheesy lunatic jokes....

I agree, the Classical cheeses would be the most likely to emerge and become a model for an entire civilization.

Not to worry vgkg. It is only a recurrent phase.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie ... hmmm ... must be mozzarella.

what's the worry? i heard the moon is made of green cheese, must be kerry's irish gold? cheese is mold/bacterial so now it's going to transition to say blue cheese.

i'm working on my rocket ship and singing... fly me to the moon

Aside from the evident lack of link to Greek and (by adoption) mythology, some Kelly Green Cheeze from the auld sod might be allowed. (Do the Irish have indigenous cheeses?) Ask the Moon Cheese Master Bruce.