If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Unknown

The ultimate 'computer', our own brain, uses only ten watts of power - one-tenth the energy consumed by a hundred watt bulb.
Paul Valery

If builders built houses the way programmers built programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.
Gerald Weinberg

Interactivity has the virtue of democracy, conferring upon everyone with access to a computer the right and opportunity to be heard, but it's also saddled with democracy's vice -- a tendency to assume that everyone who has a right to be heard has something to say that's worth hearing.
Wendy Kaminer