Your description of the gentleman as "a very rude person" doesn't sound as if he'd get the point--or appreciate-- a 'gag' gift. Why not return rudeness with kindness, and buy him a fishing license? (He might be so surprised, he'd be polite!) :-)

Yea, I was kinda thinking find the middle ground too. I like your suggestion mwheel. Hits the guy where it'll feel the nicest.

:)

Senior licenses are free in Florida. Good idea tho. I was thinking a fishing lure, but I'd be afraid of buying the wrong one. He's a very generous person. He and his buddies catch all of the fish for this fish fry. They have an annual fish fry in Olustee for all of the senior citizens in Baker county. It's free. They have gospel music and lots of freebies.

I'd bake him a loaf of bread or bring a jar of homemade jam.

In a lot of states, senior citizens don't have to buy fishing licenses.
Appears that Georgia seniors can get a free lifetime fishing license so he prolly already has that.

Here is a link that might be useful: Georgia Wildlife

I agree with mwheel and others. Give something nice. Perhaps a bumper sticker that says something like "I'd rather be fishing" or something like that. Or a sign saying "Gone Fishing".
It does sound like he has a good side, with all the free fish events.

I'm curios, what did you decide?