When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social collapse is not far away. It is time to go elsewhere. The best thing about space travel is that it made it possible to go elsewhere.
Robert A. Heinlein

Where id was, there ego shall be.
Sigmund Freud

The penalty for getting mugged in an American city and losing your ID is that you can't fly home.
Christopher Hitchens

People actually live with their id exposed. They're not good at concealing what's going on inside.
Philip Seymour Hoffman

In high school, a teacher's friend in the police department asked me to go into a bar and flash a fake ID saying I was 21 even though I wasn't. They were assuming the bar wasn't carding people. Anyway, she forgot to ask for it back. I used it all freshman year in college.
Betsy Brandt

Editing yourself is like an irksome coin toss. You've got to strip yourself of super ego and operate from the id. Maybe I've got my Freud mixed up. It's just hard to trade a beauty shot for the performance with truth and a brightly lit zit.
Vera Farmiga

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
Steven Wright