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10 years ago

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Isaac Asimov

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
Oliver Herford

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
George Carlin

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Steven Wright

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
Robin Williams

The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
Bertrand Russell

The superfluous, a very necessary thing.
Voltaire

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