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Sat, May 28, 11 at 9:39
| An older man, not in the best physical condition, asked the Trainer in the gym,
"I want to impress that beautiful girl.
Which machine should I use?"
The trainer replied, " The ATM machine at the bank across the street."
No insult to any older fellows here---you're all handsome as can be, in my eyes!
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Follow-Up Postings:
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- Posted by oscarthecat z7MD (My Page) on Sat, May 28, 11 at 10:20
| Me too. Steve in Stevens County. |
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| GUFFFFAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! |
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| O.K., Kathy Jane, here's another one: Why aren't there any sea gulls by the Chesapeake Bay? 'Cause then, they'd be bagels! |
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| Mwheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel; GROOOOOOOOANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! You're as bad as my brother in Hampton!!! |
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