My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.
Maya Angelou

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
Muhammad Ali

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Rita Rudner

Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny.
Betty White

Maybe the universe is a giant practical joke and we don't know the punchline.
John Lloyd