Quote August 5

12 years ago

"Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?"

George Carlin

""If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"

George Carlin

"When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?"

George Carlin

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coconut_nj
12 years ago
That second really made me LOL. I like all three though. Thanks Lilo. I've really been enjoying this walk down Carlin lane.
anneliese_32
12 years ago
More guffaws, this day starts out great. Thanks Lilo.
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oscarthecat
12 years ago
Goingt fishing this morning. That and George will start my day. Steve in Stevens County.
User
12 years ago
One and three have stuck with me for a long time, one particularly lately.
mawheel
12 years ago
Lilo, you've made me a George Carlin fan, a little late, perhaps, but it's never too late for a good laugh, or even just a chuckle, and when there's truth in them, it's even better.
west_gardener
12 years ago
How fun. Thanks for the Carlin posts.

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