Quote August 3

12 years ago

"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?"

George Carlin

"I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity."

George Carlin

Comments (3)

coconut_nj
12 years ago
To the first one: No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is... no it's not.. yes, it is.. no it's not, yes it is, noit'snotyesitisnoit'snotyesitis..........ad infinitum.
gandle
12 years ago
Good ones Lilo, from a master.
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mawheel
12 years ago
I'm liking George Carlin's humor more all the time. I admit I used to think he was just a foul-mouthed comdedian. A lot of that had to do with the generation gap, I'm sure, and since I didn't watch late night TV, probably didn't see some of his funnier stuff.

Coco, your response was funny. LOL

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