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Posted by lilod NoCal/8 (My Page) on
Mon, Aug 29, 11 at 0:51

In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot, and the dog's job will be to make sure that if the pilot tries to touch any of the buttons, the dog bites him.
Scott Adams

God is not interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time: Forty-three species of parrots! Nipples on men!
Evil, in the movie The time Bandits

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According to some religions, God knows everthing and according to a christmas fable, Santa Clause knows when you've been good or bad.

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And I know I really like your quotes.

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  • Posted by lilod NoCal/8 (My Page) on
    Tue, Aug 30, 11 at 0:24

Thank you, George

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Laughing about both quotes.

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The quotes have been great! I have wondered about the nipples on men thing. I guess it's one of those "just in case" things. And shouldn't all new mothers have four arms? The two extra ones could disappear when the baby bearing age was over.

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