Small warning, the first bullet talks about church, etc., but it's not really about "religion"

 Modern Christianity: He and I were discussing his class from church. They learned of the end days, those written about in Revelations. When he got to the part of the people who werenÂt GodÂs chosen, those receiving a "mark", he told me, those people would get a microchip implanted.

 We were walking and talking at the grocery store, until he stopped at the bin filled with watermelons. I assume he was searching for the ever forbidden ice he likes to play in. I leaned over and asked him what he was doing. He said, "Looking for the holes." "Holes? What holes?" "You know, how they get the seeds out." I explained how they cross-pollinated over and over until they produced seedless watermelons, and he understood it, but I sure am laughing at the little guy! Yes, truly at. I sure do love him!