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Deep thoughts - thanks LindaC

lilod
12 years ago

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness but it is more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the buzzard's name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

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