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Deep thoughts - thanks LindaC

Posted by lilod NoCal/8 (My Page) on
Fri, Sep 9, 11 at 0:25

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness but it is more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the buzzard's name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.


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RE: Deep thoughts - thanks LindaC

Great thoughts for my morning ramble, so much that another early morning walker wanted to know what I was grinning about.


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So true, but I think an old Packard or Chrysler would be more fun.


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I like them all, but 5 is my favorite.


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Funny, Funny, Funny. Lets have more like that. Steve in Stevens County.


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#4 describes an In-Law. #4 also makes me think about #5.


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  • Posted by mwheel East. WV-Z.6 (My Page) on
    Sat, Sep 10, 11 at 13:54

Good stuff, Lilo! These are probably more appropriate and *real* than most of the uplifting, spiritual things that are sent on the 'net. :>)


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  • Posted by Lindac Iowa Z 5/4 (My Page) on
    Sat, Sep 10, 11 at 20:32

"Buzzard?" LOL!!
#3 is my favorite....had it happen way too many times.


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I like them all but #1 is my favorite.


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#1 is my fave, also, Jan!-----something about seeing that Star of Elegance on the front of the hood through ones' tears.......kinda puts everything into perspective!


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Thanks for bringing this back, kathyjane. Made me smile all over again.


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