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don_socal
12 years ago

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Mark Twain

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Lily Tomlin

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Steven Wright

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

Albert Einstein

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

George Carlin

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