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Posted by don_socal socal (My Page) on
Thu, Nov 17, 11 at 2:08

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Steven Wright

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
George Carlin

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RE: Quote 11 - 17 - 11

There you go, Don. You just wipped three quotes of my next list (giggling here).

RE: Quote 11 - 17 - 11

George Carlin - your hippy dippy weatherman, bringing you your hippy dippy weather. He used to crack me up, especially during that time when he didn't have to resort to foul language. Thanks for making me smile.

RE: Quote 11 - 17 - 11 far, so good - Like Steven Wright says, I just keep an optimistic attitude - forever is a relative term.

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