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Fri, Dec 2, 11 at 0:29
| Drive your Karma - Curb your Dogma
1 Be a Fundamentalist - make sure the Fun always comes before the mental.. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will never be cancelled. A laugh track has been provided. Have a good laughsitive twice a day, and that will ensure regularhilarity. 2 Remember that each of us has been given a special gift, just for entering - so you are already a winner! 3 The most powerful tool on the planet today is Tell-a-Vision. That is where I tell a vision to you, and you tell a vision to me. That way, if we don't like the programming we are getting, we can simply change the channel. 4 Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop. And, no matter what adversity you face, be reassured: Of course, God loves you - He's just not ready to make a commitment. 5 It's true: As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts, thought particles tend to get caught between the ears, causing a condition called truth decay. So be sure to use mental floss twice a day. And when you are tempted to practice tantrum yoga, remember what we teach in Swami's Absurdiveness training class: "Don't get even - get odd" 6 If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments and live like nomads. That's where I no mad at you, you no mad at me. That way, there will be nomadness on the planet. And peace begins with each of us. A little peace here. a little peace there, pretty soon all the peaces will fit together. 7 Earth changes have been predicted, so if you wish to avoid earthquakes, my advise is simple: When you find a fault, don't dwell on it. 8 There is no need to change the world, all we have to do is to toilet train it, and it never will have to be changed again. 9 If you are looking to find the key to the Universe, I have bad news and good news. The bad news: no key to the Universe - the good news: It is not locked. 10 Everything I told you is channeled. If you don't like it, it's not my fault. Remember, enlightenment is not a bureaucracy, so we don't have to go through channels. Swami Beyondananda |
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- Posted by oscarthecat z7MD (My Page) on Fri, Dec 2, 11 at 4:00
| Wow thats a bunch for so early in the morning. Steve in Baltimore County. |
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| Like. Humor is always a good way to get an idea embedded in a mind. |
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| This is a keeper! Think I need to print it and post it on my closet door. I especially liked #6 about world peace and nomads. Thanks, Lilo, for smiles and food for thought, too. |
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- Posted by west_gardener (My Page) on Fri, Dec 2, 11 at 19:12
| That's a fun quote. It is a lot of play on words. I especially like #7. |
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| Truth! |
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