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Quote Friday December 2

Posted by lilosophie none (My Page) on
Fri, Dec 2, 11 at 0:29

Drive your Karma - Curb your Dogma
1 Be a Fundamentalist - make sure the Fun always comes before the mental..
Realize that life is a situation comedy that will never be cancelled.
A laugh track has been provided. Have a good laughsitive twice a day, and that
will ensure regularhilarity.
2 Remember that each of us has been given a special gift, just for entering -
so you are already a winner!
3 The most powerful tool on the planet today is Tell-a-Vision. That is where I tell a vision to you, and you tell a vision to me. That way, if we don't like the programming we are getting, we can simply change the channel.
4 Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop. And, no matter what adversity you face, be reassured: Of course, God loves you - He's just not ready to make a commitment.
5 It's true: As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts, thought
particles tend to get caught between the ears, causing a condition called truth decay.
So be sure to use mental floss twice a day. And when you are tempted to practice tantrum yoga, remember what we teach in Swami's Absurdiveness training class:
"Don't get even - get odd"
6 If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments and live like
nomads. That's where I no mad at you, you no mad at me. That way, there will be nomadness on the planet. And peace begins with each of us. A little peace here.
a little peace there, pretty soon all the peaces will fit together.
7 Earth changes have been predicted, so if you wish to avoid earthquakes, my
advise is simple: When you find a fault, don't dwell on it.
8 There is no need to change the world, all we have to do is to toilet train it,
and it never will have to be changed again.
9 If you are looking to find the key to the Universe, I have bad news and good news.
The bad news: no key to the Universe - the good news: It is not locked.
Everything I told you is channeled. If you don't like it, it's not my fault.
Remember, enlightenment is not a bureaucracy, so we don't have to go
through channels.
Swami Beyondananda

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RE: Quote Friday December 2

Wow thats a bunch for so early in the morning. Steve in Baltimore County.

RE: Quote Friday December 2

Like. Humor is always a good way to get an idea embedded in a mind.

RE: Quote Friday December 2

  • Posted by mwheel East. WV-Z.6 (My Page) on
    Fri, Dec 2, 11 at 13:48

This is a keeper! Think I need to print it and post it on my closet door. I especially liked #6 about world peace and nomads.

Thanks, Lilo, for smiles and food for thought, too.

RE: Quote Friday December 2

That's a fun quote. It is a lot of play on words. I especially like #7.

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