Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma Bombeck

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx

Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm.
Hippocrates

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
Rita Rudner

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science.
Martin H. Fischer

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing.
Norman Cousins

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
Isaac Asimov