Since I had not the pleasure to go shopping at all this season, here a few shopping quotes:

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.
Bo Derek

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and comig out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
Ema Brombeck

A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something.
Harold Coffin

A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist.
Franklin P. Jones

If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.
Cynthia Nelms