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You Know you are Addicted to Gardening when . . .

nutmeg4061
13 years ago

Loved this and thought it was worth sharing.

DEFINITELY the third one, lol.

You Know you are Addicted to Gardening when . . .

Your neighbors recognize you in your pajamas, rubber clogs and a cup of coffee

You grab other peopleÂs banana peels, coffee grinds, apple cores, etc. for your compost pile.

You have to wash your hair to get your fingernails clean.

All your neighbors come and ask you questions.

You know the temperature of your compost every day.

You buy a bigger truck so that you can haul more mulch.

You enjoy crushing Japanese beetles because you like the sound that it makes.

Your boss makes "taking care of the office plants" an official part of your job description.

Everything you touch turns to "fertilizer".

Your non-gardening spouse becomes conversant in botanical names

You find yourself feeling leaves, flowers and trunks of trees wherever you go, even at funerals

You dumpster-dive for discarded bulbs after commercial landscapers remove them to plant annuals

You plan vacation trips around the locations of botanical gardens, arboreta, historic gardens, etc.

You sneak home a 7 foot Japanese Maple and wonder if your spouse will notice

When considering your budget, plants are more important than groceries

You always carry a shovel, bottled water and a plastic bag in your trunk as emergency tools

You appreciate your Master Gardener badge more than your jewelry

You talk "dirt" at baseball practice.

You spend more time chopping your kitchen greens for the compost pile than for cooking

You like the smell of horse manure better than Estee Lauder

You rejoice in rainÂeven after 10 straight days of it.

You have pride in how bad your hands look.

You have a decorative compost container on your kitchen counter.

You can give away plants easily, but compost is another thing.

Soil test results actually mean something.

You understand what IPM means and are happy about it

YouÂd rather go to a nursery to shop than a clothes store.

You know that Sevin is not a number

You take every single person who enters your house on a "garden tour"

You look at your childÂs sandbox and see a raised bed.

You ask for tools for Christmas, Mother/FatherÂs day, your Birthday and any other occasion you can think of.

You canÂt bear to thin seedlings and throw them away.

You scold total strangers who donÂt take care of their potted plants.

You know how many bags of fertilizer/potting soil,/mulch your car will hold.

You drive around the neighborhood hoping to score extra bags of leaves for your compost pile

Your preferred reading matter is seed catalogs

And last but not least:

You know that the four seasons are:

Planning the Garden

Preparing the Garden

Gardening

~and~

Preparing and Planning for the next Garden

-Author Unknown

Here is a link that might be useful: You Know you are Addicted to Gardening when . . .

Comments (10)

  • conniemcghee
    13 years ago

    haha! That's priceless!

    This one really made me laugh:
    Your non-gardening spouse becomes conversant in botanical names

    I didn't think my husband listened to me during any of my plant monologues, but recently he told me a girl where he works was a new gardener, and told me about the conversation they had about gardening. I was shocked at how much he knew to tell her! :D

    Also:

    YouÂd rather go to a nursery to shop than a clothes store.

    Me, definitely. I don't miss a week shopping at a nursery. I can't remember the last time I went clothes shopping.

  • chris-e
    13 years ago

    Yep, good ones!

    Two Christmases ago, my husband gave me the large, green garden wagon with big tires from the Gardeners Catalog. It was my favorite gift!

    chris

  • ontnative
    13 years ago

    Loved the article, nutmeg. It makes me feel like I'm not so "abnormal" after all. Haha!!

  • DYH
    13 years ago

    A great laugh! (and so true)

  • christine1950
    13 years ago

    That was great. Thanks for my morning laugh :>)

  • cyn427 (z. 7, N. VA)
    13 years ago

    Terrific! Ilike them all, but these are me:

    Your neighbors recognize you in your pajamas, rubber clogs and a cup of coffee, you have to wash your hair to get your fingernails clean, and youÂd rather go to a nursery to shop than a clothes store (could be why all those young teachers with whom I work look so stylish and cute and I am such a frump-ha).

    Thanks for sending this!

  • Bumblebeez SC Zone 7
    13 years ago

    This one is unfortunately true:
    You have to wash your hair to get your fingernails clean.

  • gardenerme
    13 years ago

    How about this: When company is expected you rush outside to tidy up the garden, even tho your kitchen is a mess.

  • buyorsell888
    13 years ago

    Your non-gardening spouse becomes conversant in botanical names

    LOL we were at Butchart Gardens years ago and two ladies were pointing at a plant and asking each other what it was and my DH spoke up and told them it was a "hosta" I've never let him live it down.

    BTW, if you ever get a chance to go to Butchart Gardens outside of Victoria BC Canada don't miss it.

  • melaroma
    13 years ago

    You ask for tools for Christmas, Mother/FatherÂs day, your Birthday and any other occasion you can think of. (why can't men just get you what you ask for?instead the hubby gets me what he thinks I want which is rarely the case)

    Here is one I would add to the list:
    When you almost crash because you are too busy admiring other peoples gardens while behind the wheel.