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Caption Contest

Posted by semper_fi Z7 GA (My Page) on
Sun, Jan 7, 07 at 21:14

With the holidays now behind us, it appears that the forum is getting a little more traffic so this may be a good time for a new game.

Add your caption to the photo below. After a few days, the person who posted the picture (in this instance: me) will pick a winning caption. The winner will then continue this thread by posting a new picture of his/her choosing and the rest of us will add a caption to his/her photo. After a few days, that person will judge the winning caption and the cycle can continue for a while until new entries have tailed off or until the thread maxes out. BTW, multiple entries ARE allowed. So if you've already entered a caption and later think of a different/better one, you can always add it too.






Alright..... caption this:


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"Awwwwwwwwwwwww! *TRUE* Love!"

RAH! :-)


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Out with the old.....in with the new!


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What an idiot - it's not even a girl bike. -CT


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SECRETS OF CAMP NAPPY REVEALED

Must have taken that picture when you dropped by to pick up the Chick Magnet.

Mike Row Phone No


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You never REALLY know it's true love 'til you've lived together.


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Here's one more...

Hmmm...next time it'll be me and 'sleep number' 40...


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SIR - step away from the bike.


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and then God took a chest hair from Adam and the bicycle came into being...


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HONEYMOONERS. DO NOT DISTURB.

Mike


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  • Posted by youreit z9b CA Sunset z8-9 (My Page) on
    Mon, Jan 8, 07 at 11:34

Sweet dreams, Tiger.


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Mike, once again had a craving for his favorite beans! Thus causing Chicka to have to sleep outside the tent!


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OMG!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is so funny, Heather! :-)

........But ...... I can't influence the final decision of the winner. HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHahHa ......

Personally, I was thinking that I'm so happy we had our honeymoon *before* Mike got interested in mountain bikes, if that's his idea now. Eeeeeeeekkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! LOL!

C3D and not tossed out into the cold ((yet))


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"and then God took a chest hair from Adam and the bicycle came into being..." ROTFLMAO FTM :)

Another: "you said nothing happened last night? And you expect me to believe that??" (Mom)


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Tue, Jan 9, 07 at 8:47

"That's the way love making goes........it's all to do with cycles!"
"Horton"


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  • Posted by youreit z9b CA Sunset z8-9 (My Page) on
    Tue, Jan 9, 07 at 9:44

Seven Weeks to the Perfect Ride by Lance Armstrong


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Brenda - that is FUNNY!

One ride better than the last!


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Mark my words, Horton and Brandy are going to the top of the list. ROTFLMAF!! The moderators are going to get bombarded by the Moral Majority. Sandy


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CT - or... One ride's better than the 'lust'...


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LOL! Man, you kids aren't making this easy on me to pick out a winner out of those. There were at least 3 captions that could easily be my favorite. But I had to pick ONE! So the winner is (drum roll please)..........

"Awwwwwwwwwwwww! *TRUE* Love!"

I thought it was not only funny but it also rang kinda true for me... but then again so did the beans captio....errr... NEVERMIND! 8-)

So on that note... Ladies and gentlemen, Chickadeedeedee has got the floor...


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I thought there were some that were 13 times better than mine but thanks Semper. :-)

OK everyone, this is just a scanned 35 mm picture so it's not the best ever but...

CAPTION THIS :


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"But Honey, I didn't mean your arse looked fat in those pants!"


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BLAH! MOM! she kissed me! (or he)

or

pup on left "whew! what a stink!" pup on right "hey that was a good one! wasn't it? huh? huh?" (ROGRass LMAO)


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  • Posted by bihai zone 9 (My Page) on
    Wed, Jan 10, 07 at 16:37

He who smelt it, dealt it, and it did him in!


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"LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! No seriously... you really thought she was taking you in to be TUTORED?!?!?!"


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"Oh man! What DID you eat!"
And I can imagine the next frame..."Can I try it, pretty please? Huh? Huh?"

Here's another -

"Plu..ease, not NOW, they're watching!"

or

"Ha,ha,ha! Bit you're tongue didn't ya!"


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Thu, Jan 11, 07 at 8:45

"........and that's not a little red Martian you fool, it's a peeing station!"
"Horton"


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  • Posted by youreit z9b CA Sunset z8-9 (My Page) on
    Thu, Jan 11, 07 at 10:54

Exclusive Honeymoon Pics of Charles & Camilla At Their Estate in Hydrantshire!

Will polo continue to distract our esteemed lord? Will the Mrs. resort to the "bullwhip treatment" once again? Stay tuned for parts II & III in our princely series, Tender Moments on the Beach & Body Paints on the Heath!

Brenda


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LOL!!! LOVE them ALL!

Hmmmm. Semper was right. This is very tough!! How about I decide who to "tag" as the winner tomorrow. Until then ... more great captions please! :-)

C3D


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A walk in the park ain't what it used to be - Viagra


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LOL!!! x 13 ! :-)

So many great captions. In reality there SHOULD be at least a 4 way tie. But ... only one can be deemed the winner so ......

"........and that's not a little red Martian you fool, it's a peeing station!"

submitted by our beloved "Horton" is the winner! :-)

That is a photograph of our Bosco when he was about 3 months old sharing a laugh with our dear Connie (Connie Setter) at Camp Nappy. The fire hydrant is the designated urination station for the boy dogs but was only used once ... right after I painted it our St. Bernard peed on the hydrant. LOL!

Over to you Horton ....... :-)


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Sat, Jan 13, 07 at 7:47

Well shucks, Miss Chicka-ricka-picka-caption person, we here at the Royal Canadian Goosi [Bomber Squadron] are overjoyed and filled with emotion [and other stuff we will not mention], thank you.

We'll have to saddle the mule and ride down into town to the photo cubicle to have a picture took of the squadron doin' somethin' or somethin' !!!

In the meantime would you please pass the gauntlet onto someone else until I can come up with a potograph where everyone in the squadron has their clothes on!?
Thanks for the win.
Adj, RCG [BS]


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Sat, Jan 13, 07 at 10:37

Okay here is a photograph of a couple of the ground crew at RCG Base Goosidoosi.


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Sat, Jan 13, 07 at 10:43

Sorry there was a screw-up. Back to the drawing board!


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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ! Mr. Horton, Sir..... PLEASE understand that you are one in the 4 way tie. I **REALLY** did love that you saw our fire hydrant as a Martian / pee-station! LOL!!!

Difficult, I understand, for the Goosi to get into a saddle. :-) PLEASE do post a piccy when the Goosi arrive at their destination. ;-)

The other obvious best is Miss Brandy with:

"Exclusive Honeymoon Pics of Charles & Camilla At Their Estate in Hydrantshire!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~> Over to you then Brenda :-)


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OY... YOY ...YOY!!!

I just got notification from the RCG Adj, [BS] etc., etc., etc. that there were technical problems with posting the classified picture. No doubt excessive bureaucratic paperwork to get security clearance...

Perhaps the Caption Contest can now grow exponentially and the two winners, Horton and Brenda would be so kind as to post their photographs and then pick their best captions.

Sorry, Semper. We at Camp Nappy sometimes make up our own rules. Hope you don't mind. :-)

C3D


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Sat, Jan 13, 07 at 15:51

Sorry Chicka-aricka-whatever and of course Miss Brandy for the delay in posting a photograph.
Fist the flash powder was damp and someone had inadvertently used the photographers black cloth as a handerchief, which meant an extra laundry day.

After getting over those trivial hold ups, we had a few landings and take-offs, to take care off and this Commadore computer we have running everything at Goosi HQ gets a bit huffy if we push it too hard.

Anyhoo here we are again trying to post our photograph.
"Flingers clossed", as our Chinese cook is oft to say when presenting our meals.
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First frog: Hi Ralph

Second frog: Hi Ralph

First frog: Fly tastes like chicken.

Second frog: Yaaauuuup.


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Hmmph. Grumpy Old Men...take 2.


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Told you NOT to eat Bud! Now we lost that TV commercial contract.


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Another possiblity...

"Hey, look over there. Is she...?"
"Yeppit, I think she is."
"Really? Wow! She's...she's morphing!"


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Things weren't quite the same at the Anheuser-Busch mansion since the "ERRRR" frog had checked into rehab.


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  • Posted by youreit z9b CA Sunset z8-9 (My Page) on
    Sun, Jan 14, 07 at 8:07

LOL!!! @ flingers clossed!!!!

Sorry for the delay, Chicka! I see that Horton has it fully under control, though. :D

"Does this rock make my butt look fat?"

Brenda


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"Looks like Fairy Toadmother rescued more youngsters."

**Hey! No rough-housing at the deep end of the pond!**


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Strange! It's like Ms. CleOH *KNOWS* what I'm going to type before I even type it. The funny part is that if I didn't have to look the correct spelling for "Anheuser", our posts would've showed up on the exact same minute!!!

(Semper looking for aluminum foil to wrap around his head)


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Sun, Jan 14, 07 at 11:05

Before any rocks get thrown, let me explain that the photograph was taken by my better half, who now claims the right to pick the winner of this highly esteemed contest.

And to-days winner by a frogs hair breadth is.
She is handy, she is dandy, known to all as Dear Miss Brandy.
None other than Brenda Bombshell.
Cometose and Sheepco have Honorable Mentions in amphibian circles, where you may both have spawned a tad of a fan club.

Semper and Chicka---------- my wife does not go along with frogs drinking beer. It can cause them to leap into the pond, where they have been seen to catch fish and eat them, by others who also have been drinking beer!

Over to you Brenda.


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aw! i didn't get to post my rappelling gear comment! :)

that's ok, i had the subject but my speech writer disappeared on me.

i like them all!


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i just saw the one in gallery with the alligator. that has great possibilities :)


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  • Posted by youreit z9b CA Sunset z8-9 (My Page) on
    Mon, Jan 15, 07 at 9:42

Who knew that a phrase most familiar to me (danged rocks!) would be such a hit! Thank you kindly, Mrs. Horton! :) (Love the poetry, Horton!)

Brandy


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Please, please it wasn't us - we swear we didn't do it. Please let us out, someone, anyone, please. Can anyone hear us? It was that Golden Retriever down the street. Pleeeeeze.


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  • Posted by bonz WI (My Page) on
    Mon, Jan 15, 07 at 12:54

"I TOLD you we shouldn't put our wet noses on freezing metal!"


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"Hey! how come i have an outtie and she has an innie!"


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Mon, Jan 15, 07 at 18:34

"Hidden away in a corner of an old aircraft hanger in Area 51 we finally see proof of the Roswell incident"

"Horton"


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ROTFLMAO Horton!! I'm thinking, I'm thinking!


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Ok, here's one

Give to your local shelter, a pug is a terrible thing to waste...


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Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do
Whatcha gonna do
When they come for you

(CHORUS)


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Pugga. Pugga. Pugga. Pug. Pug. Pug. Pugga. Pugga. Pug. Pug. Pug.

or

Here's pug in your eye!

Mike


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  • Posted by youreit z9b CA Sunset z8-9 (My Page) on
    Tue, Jan 16, 07 at 9:56

Oh, man! You folks are on a ROLL! Should I give it more time? Ok, I'll check later today, just so everyone can get a piece of that. :D

Brenda


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Photograph of very rare conjoined pug twins with noticeable worried looks on their sweet faces, the day before their successful separation surgery.


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You seen those "Just say no to pugs" t-shirts? They're kidding, right?


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OK, on the count of three, 1........2..........3 PUSH!


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Wed, Jan 17, 07 at 7:54

"What the PUG did we do"?

"Annony Mouse"


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  • Posted by youreit z9b CA Sunset z8-9 (My Page) on
    Wed, Jan 17, 07 at 8:06

So sorry for not posting sooner, folks! We had a power outage yesterday. :(

Ok, I let DH choose the winner, and he laughed pretty hard when he heard me read, "Hidden away in a corner of an old aircraft hanger in Area 51 we finally see proof of the Roswell incident." (I did, too, along with some other comments, as well!)

Not sure what the protocol is, but Horton, you've done it again, you wily wascal! Yep, they look like proof of alien life, that's for sure. :D

Brenda


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well that's weird, brenda...our power went out twice yesterday, also!


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Wed, Jan 17, 07 at 18:28

Brenda, thank you and your DH [Dragon Hunter?]very much for the great honour.
But protocl shmotocol, please give someone else a go in my place.
Thanks again.
I'm off to Area 51 to interview those two aliens for the RCG before the CIA gets hold of them and screws up their minds.
"Horton"


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Amendment: Just so that we don't discourage some lurkers from entering their caption(s), I should've mentioned in my original post that it is perfectly OK to ask to have the baton passed to somebody else if for any reason you don't want to post a photo. This way folks can still join in and not have to feel obligated that they might have to post a photo later.

So pick again Mr./Mrs. Youreit. :-)


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Thu, Jan 18, 07 at 8:09

That is strange indeed FTM. Maybe you and Miss Brandy are plugged into the same GFI circuit and it just needed resetting!!!???;-)

What's the hold up. Where's the picture! Where's the picture!


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  • Posted by youreit z9b CA Sunset z8-9 (My Page) on
    Thu, Jan 18, 07 at 8:50

Sorry, again! No excuse this time, except I lost the baton! LOL (That IS weird, FTM!)

That amendment is good! I like to share the wealth. So, the winner is FTM, with her "outtie/innie" comment! The look on the faces made the caption perfect, FTM. :)

Brenda


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thanks, brenda! such a hard choice picking a picture. then i had to figure out how to change it to jpeg from tiff! here is the old man as a young whippersnapper (6 months old) and his toy

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(Breathing heavily):

"Welcome to the dark side Mutt! I am your old man...errr... father".


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Wait ... I'm almost done. Gosh you have a lot of lint in your belly button!

C3D


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  • Posted by youreit z9b CA Sunset z8-9 (My Page) on
    Fri, Jan 19, 07 at 7:48

Prior to his surgery to remove the large hairy growth, Old Man McClintock seldom left the safety and security of his home.

Brenda


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Fri, Jan 19, 07 at 8:03

"Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'"


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Just keep it up mutt..... cuz you are about to open a can full of whoopass!


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*LOVE* the squeeky toy Mom! Didja have to get the one with claws?


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hmmm, so many good ones! should i hold off for a few others??


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"UNCCCCCCCCCCCCCLE!!!"


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"What? It's not a real kitty? ... Sheesh, I thought I finally got one..."


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Warning- stand clear - major thumping test to begin.


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"And the rich red of the plush oriental carpet doesn't even show blood stains!" says the realtor as she's showing La Casa FTM.


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ah!!!!! there are so many good ones i have to do eeny meeny mineyy moe! just can't use beagle toes for this one, they went down stinky's gullet. just kidding!


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That is a gorgeous rug!

(no, thats not a caption just a comment)


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thanks, jean. i wonder what my mom did with it. it was already getting threadbare when we moved into my stepfather's house. the thing covered his entire living room.

ok, let's see. the envelope please...drumroll....and the winner is...

chicka3d with "Wait ... I'm almost done. Gosh you have a lot of lint in your belly button! "!!!!!!!!

first runner up: brenda, with "Prior to his surgery to remove the large hairy growth, Old Man McClintock seldom left the safety and security of his home."!!!

second runner up: ct with "Warning- stand clear - major thumping test to begin."!!!! i really should put this to #1 but soooo hard to decide. i just love the belly buttom comment chicka made. anyway, ct, you have an uncanny sense of how those two would go at it! they drove my mom insane all day while i was in school. my poor mom one day said to me in frustration, "you don't know what it's like!" back and forth from one end of the house to the other. sliding/skidding into the kitchen, slamming into the refrigerator (usually the beagle) turning around cat and dog both running in place trying to dig into the linoleum...through the living room to the other room at the front door...slam into the large braided rug clumping it up..run in place...slam into the fridge and on and on and on. one really did have to "stand clear" and that was when stinky was being nice by letting snoopy chase him. otherwise, he was trying to skin her. and that was when he wasn't trying to get the canary and jumping from that brown platform rocker...causing the rocker to hit the wall.

it started at a young age :)
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next runner up is sarah!


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Eeeeeeeekkkkkkkkk!!!

I really didn't expect the honour, FTM! So many great captions for a lovely photo. Thanks for picking my belly button lint. Uh, well, you know what I mean! LOL! :-)

Okee dokee ..... Here's another C3D photo.

Caption this please:


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Following the premier of Night of the Lepus, Teeb becomes caught in her own fantasy world.

your welcome chicka! sorry if i have the name wrong!


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That is indeed Teeb. Fantastic memory, FTM!

Teeb. Teeb. Teeb.


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...only when it works :)


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"Don't look at me like that! I did NOT eat all the leaves off the Bonsai trees!"


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"You are NOT worthy...."
"You are NOT worthy...."
"You are NOT worthy...."


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Mon, Jan 22, 07 at 8:23

" I told you, that Brand X cat food would have an adverse effect on me"!


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  • Posted by youreit z9b CA Sunset z8-9 (My Page) on
    Mon, Jan 22, 07 at 9:06

I'm not falling for that "Pull my finger!" line again!

Brenda


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and in response to brenda's quote, who needs agent orange when agent black is on the job. (thinking the fart from the finger pull caused defoliatation)


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"Where's the fish?!"


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That is our Teeb cat, born on the island of St. Kitts in a palm tree. She is shown lounging among some of the gorgonians and coral we picked up from the beach that day. If there was just a towel on the counter she would not bother but for what ever reason Teeb was drawn to and LOVED to lay among the beach stuff.

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The winning caption title is .... a tie!

I cannot decide which fits better. Is it:

"Don't look at me like that! I did NOT eat all the leaves off the Bonsai trees!"

or.....

"Where's the fish?!"

Either way, those were submitted by Sarah.

Congratulations! Your turn Sarah. :-)


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lol...i was trying to decide if they were tree branches or coral!


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Once in a while a neuron kicks in...oh yeah, that was last week...But thanks!

Well, still along the pet lines... and not as original as Semper's original...

Caption this...

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  • Posted by youreit z9b CA Sunset z8-9 (My Page) on
    Wed, Jan 24, 07 at 9:30

Lambing season in Chernobyl...

(I LOVE HERB!)

Brenda


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Wed, Jan 24, 07 at 10:15

Maintaining the silence, Hanibal the lamb cooked the intruder's brain with a microwave ray, shot from his blue eye.

"Horton"


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listen, lambchop, didn't i wean you already?


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Little Lammykins whispers into Kitty's ear:

I hear they're going to clip your wool next. Make a run for it when Bubba gives the signal.

C3D

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LOL @ Horton's caption! :-)


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A cloning gone awry


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The thousand-yard stare would eventually fade but the lambasting he got from his siblings would echo in his psyche forever: "Psssst HERB: YOU WERE ADOPTED"


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WHEN GOOD LAMBS GO BAAAAD:

"Alright! My partner and I will take a kilo of that catnip. (SNORT)"


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Hurry up and taste it Lamb-ert, the people are coming!


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Fri, Jan 26, 07 at 7:19

"When you're feeling a bit sheepish,I've heard about taking a 'hair of the dog' but a sniff of the cat??????"


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...a little to the right.


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LOL!! You guys are SO clever! Slip a few more in, I'll pick tonight when I have more time!


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Cat---- the other white meat!


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LOL!!

Thanks for the belly laughs! The winner is...

"The thousand-yard stare would eventually fade but the lambasting he got from his siblings would echo in his psyche forever: "Psssst HERB: YOU WERE ADOPTED" "
Semper fi!

Tied for 2nd...
"A cloning gone awry" jeanner
and
"Cat---- the other white meat!" hnladue
And then there's keeping the silence...LOL oh my! It IS so hard to choose! You're all great! Keep 'em coming.

The ball is in your court Semper...


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Moi??? Oyyy!! I would like to thank my producer.... my agent... Herb who took a bribe from me (why I else would I be picked over those other captions?!). I also have to thank my lovely wife because she told me to do so. Sorry, got carried away there!

BTW, the better half will pick the winning caption in this round. A cool picture I had found on the internet ages ago...


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prior to its release from the research lab, scientist implement intelligence testing on the ape X man. comprehensive skills proved challenging.


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Ol' Roy would have to have some more hair of the dog if he thought he'd have a chance to win this game against Poofy.

Microfono


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  • Posted by youreit z9b CA Sunset z8-9 (My Page) on
    Sat, Jan 27, 07 at 9:11

eHarmony's matching is based on the 29 Dimensions of Compatibility found in thousands of successful relationships.


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OK Thinking Man, it's still CHECKMATE no matter how you slice the doggy biscuit.


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What some of us may be doing in the sports lag time between the Super Bowl (RAH!) and the Daytona 500.

OR

Poofy tells Ol'Roy: Looks like your coat is starting to come in nice and thick again after that mishap you had at the groomers.

Mike


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An Ohio sports lull moment. No Stumpjumpin'. No (ewww) football. No NASCAR. And it is 13 F outside.

C3D :-)


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The four paw(n) gambit will get 'em every time


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"Get those hairy knees OFF the new ottoman!"


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Here's another...

"I forget...why am I playing chess with my girlfriend's dog?...Oh, yeaaah"


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Sun, Jan 28, 07 at 8:16

The caption would read:- Arf arf....woof woof... arf arf arf...arf arf.....wooarf wooarf....woof. arf arf arf..woof!!!

Which translated from dog-speak means:-
"Come quickly hairy one and turn your head around the proper way.
Grannie's fell down the well AGAIN! You can finish that stupid one man game later!"

Everyone knows dogs cannot play chess. Snakes and Ladders...yes...but not chess!
"Horton"


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LMAO @ the ApeX man and all the other hairy jokes!

But the Mrs. is picking this round and the winner is:

"The four paw(n) gambit will get 'em every time"

So ladies and gentlemen, boys & girls, Jeanner has got the floor....


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Thank-you Mrs. Fi :^)

Here is one of my all time favorite bird photos (I wish I could say it was mine)....


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I am sorry my fine man, but the Mrs. says I cannot fraterize with Red-eared sliders......(wink) ixnay on the notay. Eetmay emay taay hetay andbartay orfay aay eerbay. uackqay uackqay Shhh.....he he


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mr. wood duck: "ooooh, where can i get one of those?" turtle (in a thurston howell III voice): "my good man, i am a turtle. just because we both have some red, that does not qualify you of proper class."

mrs. duck: "well! i never!"


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Woody suspected there was something going on between his Mrs. and the neighbor. He arrived home early on THE RED EYE to confront them about his suspicions.

C3D

That is a beautiful picture, Jean! :-)


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"OWWWWW MY GAWD! There's that Khansa fella again. Everybody act NATURAL. CRAP! Does this shell make me look fat????"


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In this edition of Birder's Magazine, the Wood Ducks visit Pee Wee's Playhouse.

Mike


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LOL!!!!!! I can't compete at the moment!

My 1st impression:

Mrs. Woody, "Why DO you have that look in your eye?!"


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Here's another

"Hhmmppph...Take it to GQ you two..."


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Mon, Jan 29, 07 at 7:48

Turtle waiter to Mr& Mrs Drake, "Bad news, it's homemade soup again to-night".
"Good news is, we're not in it!"


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  • Posted by youreit z9b CA Sunset z8-9 (My Page) on
    Mon, Jan 29, 07 at 9:13

"Oh, no, he DIDN'T!"

"Pttthh, Dude, we have featherth, not hairth. Don't pith off the wife."

"I said, 'Have you seen the HARE?', as in hasenfeffer, Dafty."

Brenda


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Mon, Jan 29, 07 at 14:18

Mrs "Horton" made me submit this one of hers.

"I know she is plain but she does good eggs"


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"you really should consider a breath mint."


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Oh I knew I was in trouble ... I can't decide!

I narrowed it down to three ...

In this edition of Birder's Magazine, the Wood Ducks visit Pee Wee's Playhouse from Mike.

And ...
"I know she is plain but she does good eggs" from Mrs Horton (amd why is it that if that had come from Mr. Horton I would have been offended but otherwise found it hilarious???)

And...
"you really should consider a breath mint." from FTM.

So I did eenie, meenie, minie, mo and the winner is (assuming I know my eenie, meenie, minie, mo's) ...

Mrs. Horton!!!

The torch is passed.


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I like that one the best too Jeanner - good choice!


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i just love the "expression" on that she duck! congrats mrs horton!


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Wed, Jan 31, 07 at 8:47

Mrs Horton is besides her self at winning this contest.
She wants me to thank everyone concerned and asked when will she see the cheque?

Here is a crowd scene to caption.

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting


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LMAO...these are hysterical!

Horton, I think you should be a professional caption writer...you, semper and brenda (aka brandy) could make a killing as a writing trio - roflol!!!

"Prior to his surgery to remove the large hairy growth, Old Man McClintock seldom left the safety and security of his home." - this one killed me!

hahahaha Thanks for the AM laughs!


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  • Posted by youreit z9b CA Sunset z8-9 (My Page) on
    Wed, Jan 31, 07 at 11:56

Thanks, but it's not my fault; I was born this way. Either that or my parents did something to me when I was young, depending on who you believe. :D

"The Ladies of Meerkat Manor eagerly awaited the arrival of The Bachelor"

or

"Unfortunately, they were not familiar with the International Gesture that roughly translates into, 'Danger, beHIND you, look out, there, not here, for crying out loud, habla ingles?!'"

Brenda


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Congratulations, Mrs. Horton. Well done! :-)

The Meerkats now have come to Jeanners doors and say ....

"We don't want trouble. We have come for the cheque and we'll go.

C3D


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I LOVE this thread LOL!! Thank you semper fi!

The newest class at recess, "Oooh, is it him? Yesss, ahhh...it's Harry Potter...oohhh."


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"Even though they were all fully aware that curiosity killed the Meerkat, that still didn't stop them from trying take a glimpse of Herr Horton during one of his pond skinny dipping sessions!"


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TRICK or TREAT!

Too lazy to switch user names Mike


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Thu, Feb 1, 07 at 14:20

I know I can't enter this one officially because of insider status, but I would like to add this caption.

"The ladies of the colony wait in anticipation of ol'man Meer arriving back from his Viagra run."


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One-little-two-little-three-little meerkats, four-little-five-little-six-little meerkats, seven-little-eight-little-HEY QUIT PUSHING!!!


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well, until i read the other entries, mine was just "OOOOOOOOO..."

or
"(huff) fine, let's just play kings of the mountain, then."


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The latest fad ... bowling with meerkats


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"Meerkat? What's a Meerkat? Where...?"


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Horton, please tell the Mrs that the cheque is in the mail *wink, wink*


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Fri, Feb 2, 07 at 8:42

Tara tara tara. Here is the winner of the latest and greatest caption contest.
There were again, soooooooo many very funny captions submitted.

But Mrs Horton did in fact choose my dis-allowed caption....muttering something about I only wish....!!???

However in the spirit of fair-play,integrity and aboveboardness......and the toss of a Loonie, the winner is Heather, with:-

"One-little-two-little-three-little meerkats, four-little-five-little-six-little meerkats, seven-little-eight-little-HEY QUIT PUSHING!!!"

Congratulations Heather and may the force be wit chew!
"Horton"

P.S. I'm wondering if a new thread should be started as this one is becoming very long?
What do you think Semper, you is the boss?


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Ok here's my contribution!! (let hope I can remember how to upload a pic!)

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v239/hnladue/Misc/iserv.jpg[/IMG]


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