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Caption Contest Part 2!

Posted by hnladue z5NY (My Page) on
Fri, Feb 2, 07 at 13:13

Ok, Here it is!!


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Fri, Feb 2, 07 at 14:44

"A clue to the future ambitions of Pte. Harland Sanders was hidden deep inside his footlocker"


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and for our next number...(supremes cover band)


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Fri, Feb 2, 07 at 18:51

FTM, or it could be, "The Dixie Chicks at the nursery school concert".
"H"


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LOL! I think I gotta sit this one out.

Those are all winning captions!


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The Chicken Nuggets Sing the Blues


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"Oh oh say can you see, by the dawns early light..."

cheep, cheep, the "eagles" in training...


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"KAY....SEE....... EFF... SEEE....KAY...... KAY... EFF... SEE"

Years before Anheuser-Busch had their frogs, a similar ad campaign came to roost at Kentucky Fried Chicken. It failed oh so miserably.


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lmao comettose!


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  • Posted by youreit z9b CA Sunset z8-9 (My Page) on
    Sat, Feb 3, 07 at 9:26

The residents of Quiet Hill Nursing Home weren't quite prepared for the raucous entertainment provided by Larry, Carl, and Frank during their performance of Chicago.

Brenda


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the chimers, three:...it's a plane, it's superman, it's MAMA!!! num nums! num nums!

birdie #1: it's mine!

birdie #2: no, it isn't. it's mine.

birdie #3: but i want it.

chickie on the left, #4: (sigh) i'll be glad when they move out. anyone seen harold?


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Oh Sheepco, you've got this one! HA!!

BTW those are peregrine falcon chicks on top Kodak Tower.


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Oooh, wasn't ready. Thank you!

How 'bout this one?

Captions please:
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"Pardon me! Could you pass the Grey Poupon?"


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Those were Peregrine chicks? How sweet is that?!?!? :-)

Congratulations on a great caption!

The buffet style restaurant with the outdoor seating is very popular during Waxwing tourist season.


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A Stunning Display of Wax Waxwing Decoys.


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Yeah Heather - I knew they were not chicken chicks but somehow Pergrine Falcon Nuggets just doesn't have the same ring to it. It is a Kodak moment though.


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psst. hey, frank. get a load of these babes.

(i am ignoring differences in male/female here b/c i dont' know them)


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LMAO CT! "somehow Pergrine Falcon Nuggets just doesn't have the same ring to it."


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  • Posted by youreit z9b CA Sunset z8-9 (My Page) on
    Mon, Feb 5, 07 at 8:11

The Ladies Over 60 Social Club decided to try something new this week - wear the peanut butter and eat the jelly.

Brenda


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My pick...FTM's! (I don't know the diffence either). You're up!


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Tue, Feb 6, 07 at 8:01

I guess I'm too late with:-

"It's just some sort of crazy glue stuff that Icarus and his old man Daedalus are trying out!"

"Horton"


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hey hey :)
lol, i like them all!

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As kitty sat daydreaming he had oddest thought pop into his head.


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"I've got that same feeling coming over me...must be something in the water..."


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  • Posted by youreit z9b CA Sunset z8-9 (My Page) on
    Wed, Feb 7, 07 at 9:06

Although they were separated at birth, he couldn't rid himself of the nagging feeling that he was still being followed...


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Wed, Feb 7, 07 at 9:08

"With her last victim left in a catatonic trance behind her, the fiendish feline focused her fatal stare on her next prey"
"Horton"


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these are all so good! it is going to be a tough one again.


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The alien assumed the look of the earth creature so as not to be noticed.


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Stinky and the twin challenge us to a stare - off....
OMG! BLINK! PLEASE!!! BLINK! My eyeballs are getting dried out!

LOL! C3D :-)


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The pod-creature came up from the cellar and was about to dispatch his Earthly counter part and assume his place in society.

EEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!! WATCH OUT!

C3D


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Warning from the Surgeon General:

Too much catnip in the home can cause hallucinations.

C3D

(I'm likin' this picture, FTM. Can ya tell? LOL!)


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As she stumbled into that corner room as only FTM could, she was rewarded with REAL proof for her long standing theory about Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.


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  • Posted by youreit z9b CA Sunset z8-9 (My Page) on
    Thu, Feb 8, 07 at 8:41

Yeah, right, you're not getting me with that look-over-my-shoulder trick again....

Brenda


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ROTFLMAO!!!! Great material gang!


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sorry i am just getting back here! everyone must be bugging out in anticipation. i am tempted to draw straws- even among the same person's quotes :)

*WINNER* (imagine this flashing) comettose! with "As kitty sat daydreaming he had oddest thought pop into his head." lol! there are so many ways to interpret this one!

semper gets a special honorable mention for his usage of my skills and as always making usually accurate reads (i often thought there was a little jekyll and hyde in stinky).

horton, i get feeling a little catatonic as i look at it! is there a dogatonic for that?

chicka, all of yours were so good! i am partial to the pod people remark (i once did a my voicemail greeting about pod people). then again, i love the hallucinations one, also!

love it, brenda! my cousin used to do that to me. really love the being followed!

lol, sarah!


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Well I'll be.. thank you FTM!

CAPTION THIS

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Ralph? Ralph? Oh my gosh! What's happened to Ralph?


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OK. Who invited HIM for a sleepover?!?!?

*~*~*~*~*OR*~*~*~*~*

Oh! Oh!!Looks like Giovanni just doesn't know how to hold his milk!

LOL! C3D


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"I don't think Mommy cooked this one long enough"

or

"At least he'll never get called SPOT!"


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  • Posted by youreit z9b CA Sunset z8-9 (My Page) on
    Sat, Feb 10, 07 at 7:32

Rocky knew it was time to get help for his drinking problem when he woke up in yet another stranger's bed...

OR

"What is it?"

"I don't know what it is."

"Taste it."

"No, YOU taste it!"

"Let's get Mikey to taste it; he'll taste anything!"

Brenda


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Sat, Feb 10, 07 at 8:37

Excellent captions!! But please tell me. What the "H" is that, that's curled up there beside those pups?
"Horton"


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They expected some issues with their el cheapo puppy food like less growth and lower digestiblity, resulting in larger, less firm stools and potential intestinal tract problems but not of them were prepared for THIS!


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Horton - it is whatever you think it is. LOL Ok, a few hints, it starts with an 'S' and ends in a 'L' (not a 'T' like in what Semper thinks it is:-) and Brenda called 'it' Rocky like in Bullwinkle, but not of the flying kind. Hope this helps. LOL

A while longer - FTM? MRs. Horton? Mr. Horton - now that he knows what it is!


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MOM!!! How come Butchie doesn't look like us? MOM!!! How come Daddy moved away?

---Mike (too lazy to switch screen names)


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Sat, Feb 10, 07 at 16:26

Thanks for the clues CT
Here is my caption suggestion.

"The bravest pup of the litter decided it was time to confront the long tailed hairy 'S'nai'L' that had impertinently bedded down in their basket"

"Horton"


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WOW, this is too hard to pick just one - all are CLEVER and FUNNY! But choose I must so I'm going with.............Drum Roll

"I don't think Mommy cooked this one long enough"

I pass the baton to you Jean! Whew - too much pressure.

A few more of the 'S'nai'L'... errrr furry little darling. Mommy is a Papillon and little Giovanni is having his milk!! LOL Thank you ALL for playing - all are winners!

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"Quit buggin' me young whipper-snappers! I'll leave when I'm good and ready to leave."

OR

"Pssst, Petey, can't you just give him a nudge? He's hogging the bed!"

(But I like jeanners 1st one best, LOL)


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Oh my I wasn't expecting that ... so I wasn't prepared! For lack of anything better ....
(Taken as I was running from the turkeys as they chased me around my car)


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Now I know Tom parked the car around here somewhere!


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Sun, Feb 11, 07 at 8:09

"Thanksgiving?"...." What's a thanksgiving?"...."Who said thanksgiving?"...."Awe you turkey, that's just an scary story"!...."It's nothin' ah tell ya"!

"Horton"


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  • Posted by youreit z9b CA Sunset z8-9 (My Page) on
    Sun, Feb 11, 07 at 9:57

LMAO!!! @ Fi guy's digestion caption!!

The powers that be were regretting their decision to do away with the swimsuit part of the competition...

Brenda


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Had it not been for their dislike for the paparazzi, Jeanner wouldn't have even recognized the aging members of the Eagles on their 113th and "final" reunion tour. Obviously, those turkeys really SHOULD stick a fork in it.


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"it starts with an 'S' and ends in a 'L' (not a 'T' like in what Semper thinks it is:-) "

Holy StooL! I knew I was right all along! 8-)

SORRY! We now return you to your regular non-childish programming....


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Yo! Clarabelle. Stick out that ~OH SO SVELT~ leg of yours a little more, would you? DARN! Wish I had a thumb to hitch-hike properly!

C3D (all thumbs)


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The old geezers looked confused when the officer asked them to walk a straight line...

OR

The first experimental formula of Maybelline's Age-defying Moisturizing Lotion needed a bit of tweeking.


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Sun, Feb 11, 07 at 11:52

CT, just as a side-bar to this illustrious contest I want to say how much we enjoyed the photographs of the mother, pups and adopted squirrel.
That was so wonderful to see!
Isn't nature awesome, It's survival,survival, survival, even if you have to lay down with dogs!LOL
Was the photograph recent? I ask because I'm interested if the relationship between the mother and the squirrel is a lasting thing?
That is quite something for sure.

I saw a goose, a dog and a cat all together, supposing-ly doing their neighbourhood watch patrol, on a TV video clip show the other evening. The three of them shown just wandering all over the place together, taking everything in. It was hilarious!
"Horton"


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Horton - these are not my dogs or squirrel but the plan is to release the squirrel. I can tell you from personal experience a similar event when I was 10. I found a whole nest of younger squirrels (tails not bushed out yet) downed from a summer storm and we put them with our mother cat and kittens. The cats and squirrels lived outside in a shower house. The mother cat raised them all - we did no bottle feeding. She weaned them all at about the same time. My sister and I collected acorns for the young squirrels. It was not soon after they were weaned they took off to live in the trees with other squirrels. IMO - squirrels are hard-wired via instinct to be squirrels (not puppies or kittens) and once away from the litter of pups or kits they soon forget the experience and return to the natural instincts. In fact, once 'my' squirrels started 'looking' more like squirrels (with bushy tails and leaping into the trees) - the cats forgot they were once litter mates and chased them up the trees (not fully being playful anymore). Each became what they were naturally intended to be - with no confusion.

The squirrel in the photo IMO, is pretty big to still be with the pups and bottle fed - so I can't say if the hard-wired instinct will remain as intact as my squirrels, but my guess it will be OK if they let it outside near their home, if suitably wooded, and feed it nuts and other appropriate squirrel food. I think it would be fine, acting like most other suburban begger squirrels do, filching off feeders, etc. It's not like they should dump it someplace completely devoid of humans, etc.

It either makes it or it doesn't, but had she not taken it in, it would be dead already. I don't think they should be kept as pets IMO. Baby squirrels mature faster than those pups, so she needs to not think they are the one and the same in their requirements and put it outside.

Anyway - back to our esteemed contest.
CT


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Where did that crazy bird woman go - did anyone get a good peck at her? :-)


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Giselle was ready to quit the annual Turkey Trot after she snagged a nail on the pavement. She finished the run on the grass but her manicure was ruined.

Mike


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LOL Brenda - they are strutting their stuff! And there's beauty there somewhere! So... Brenda, take it away - your turn!

But before I relinquish my caption, heres a few more pics from the "beauty pagent" ...

Meet the esteemed judges ...

And the finalists ....

And a bad loser!!


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Great photos jeanner, we're just starting to see a revival of wild turkeys in my area, they really are beautiful to see!


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  • Posted by youreit z9b CA Sunset z8-9 (My Page) on
    Mon, Feb 12, 07 at 10:01

So many funny captions! I love posting pics, but it's so hard to choose!

(I have to say that the puppy cuddling with the squirrel is SO droolicious!)

Brenda


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"Alright, alright! Get off, my back's killin' me!"


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Mon, Feb 12, 07 at 19:48

"All I can tell you doctor is, it started as a slight itch on my butt"


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Oh man, I should never have picked him. How are we gonna win the 3 legged race like this?


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  • Posted by youreit z9b CA Sunset z8-9 (My Page) on
    Tue, Feb 13, 07 at 12:03

LOL!! I'm letting this one go for another day, because I hear that laughter is really good for a person. :D

Brenda


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Billy Joel was so far gone he no longer recognized his piano.


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"OYYYY! I gotta tell you dude.... You've gotta an uncanny talent for reading people's minds.... I just wish you'd find a more traditional way of doing it."


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Sir Nappy wrote:
"Giselle was ready to quit the annual Turkey Trot after she snagged a nail on the pavement. She finished the run on the grass but her manicure was ruined. "

LOL! GREAT ONE!


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Frank was turning green with envy that his brother was getting all the girls.

C3D


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after, Igor (pronounced eyegor) had his hump removed, he became lonely without knowing why. Igor felt an irresistable urge to jump on Frankenstien's monster's back.


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Wed, Feb 14, 07 at 9:37

"It was Initiation Night at the Wed Baggahs Yodge and Wing Po was gung ho to go go"


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  • Posted by youreit z9b CA Sunset z8-9 (My Page) on
    Wed, Feb 14, 07 at 9:57

"...and Wing Po was gung ho to go go"

LMAO!!!!! Ok, Horton, yours rated quite high on the "nose spray" scale. I can make more coffee, but my pride is lost forever...*tossing the baton to Horton, along with a couple napkins*

3-legged race (Sarah) & Igor (FTM) got me, too!

Brenda


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Those Halloween get ups are funny as they bounce up and down and it only looks like two people. We had a guy at work come bouncing into a work party on a "pony" and he was dressed as a cow poke. Is that your hubby Brenda?


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Wed, Feb 14, 07 at 14:58

Fank yo honable Blenda.

Caption this!


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in the County Herald "Thelma and Louise, Still Crazy
After All These Years"

Yesterday evening, police were tipped off on an illegal Bingo Rally in rural Asia...violators were arrested and transported via the paddy wagon after the rice harvest was complete.


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Finally some crazy woman calling herself C3D, her husband and the rest of her gang were rounded up and carted away after the raid and shut down of their headquarters, Camp Nappy.

Good job, RCG! :-)


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Wed, Feb 14, 07 at 19:50

Aw shucks, thank you chickarickadickadooo+3
Great captions so far, but FTM I don't think it's Asia. ROTFLMSILLYAO!!!!


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"Ok, on the count of three you knock him up side the head with your purse and we're off to the casino!"


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hey horton! i don't think so either but i was mixing terms :)

paddy wagon- paddy field. what can i say, i am a bit challenged presently.


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Cellulite - the latest technology in low impact bumper technology.


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National Geographic takes you inside the savage world of mobile ultimate quilting championship death matches which have taken Ontario, China by storm.


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Thu, Feb 15, 07 at 8:47

Semper, you can be such a cad!
"Ontario, China" LOL

If I was allowed to submit an entry and I know I'm not allowed to do, but I'm going to anyway, because it's my picture, so there! But it will not count in the final tally.

"Stanislaus meandered his way back home after picking up a real deal at the village Two-for-One sale"


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  • Posted by youreit z9b CA Sunset z8-9 (My Page) on
    Thu, Feb 15, 07 at 10:09

Hilda & Maggie had always dreamed of joining the circus, but brother Larry explained that the county fair was the first logical step toward making it to the big time.

(CT, that's not DH, but now I know what to get him for Halloween. LOL)

Brenda


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Travel in Style - Visit the Ukraine Today!


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Oh boy, these are TOOO GOOOOD! LMAO!!! I guess a good picture really is worth a thousand good laughs! Keep 'em comin'. I need a few more - but we ....might....get above 30F Sunday, then I'll be ok!

Sarah


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Or one more...

"Yah sure Bessy, when we get up to that hunk on the left you nab him and the four of us are off to the shearin'! Tee hee hee!"

sheepco near fargo


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Polish Taxi


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  • Posted by youreit z9b CA Sunset z8-9 (My Page) on
    Fri, Feb 16, 07 at 10:44

Rural America: Surviving, and Thriving in, the Onslaught of Urbanization & Gang Warfare

Brenda


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Fri, Feb 16, 07 at 15:05

And the winner is...............................
..............SARAH.
For "Hit him up the side of the head with your purse and we're off to the casino"
Mrs Horton did the judging. She likes the idea of hitting heads with purses and especially likes casinos.

Second and third place went to Cometose for the "Polish Taxi" and "Travel in Style-Visit the Ukrain to-day".

Sarah Sarah no more sitting in the shoeshine shop!
It's time to post a picture.
Cogratulations to you and all the folks who submitted such wunnerful, wunnerful, wunnerful, captions.
"Horton"


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Thanks for the honor Mrs. Horton.

Captions please...

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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Sat, Feb 17, 07 at 8:38

"Maria a competitor in the Amazing Race, takes a minute to apply her make-up, while her partner Joe, eagerly eats his way through the ten buckets of pigs whats-its".


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Immediately, the old man at the counter knew his days were numbered.


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LOL! Both are good, but Horton, the ball is back in your court :)


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Mon, Feb 19, 07 at 19:59

CT, go for it I don't have a photograph to post.
"Horton"


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Thanks Horton but it appears interest in the game has fallen off. I can always find a photo but if nobody feels like playing then....


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Sorry I had bird-on-the-brain all weekend but I'm ready to play now!


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  • Posted by horton 6 b Ontario. (My Page) on
    Tue, Feb 20, 07 at 8:45

That's what I figured also CT, it seems that interest has dwindled down to the precious few.
But wait!....I hear a sweet tweet, tweet.... yes!..... it's the Jeanner bird.... awoken from her week-end slumber and ready to go.
Good for you Jeanner!

Rack 'em up CT and lets play ball!

"Horton"


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sheepco-couldn't see that last pic??

Hey I'm still here!! Let's play!


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Caption for Sheepco's last posted photo:

"AWWWWWWWWW! Another typical February in Minnesota!!!"

:-)


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Ahh...to be in Mazatlan again! Fresh seafood, sunshine, flowers! :)


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