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Yard Work.....As Viewed From Heaven

Posted by pisces_pat 4b (My Page) on
Thu, Jul 6, 06 at 12:55

YARD WORK - AS VIEWED FROM HEAVEN
(overheard in a conversation between God and St. Francis):

God: Francis, you know all about gardens and nature; what in the
world is going on down there in the U.S.? What happened to the
dandelions, violets, thistles and the stuff I started eons ago?
I had a perfect no-maintenance garden plan. Those plants grow
in any type of soil, withstand drought, and multiply with
abandon. The nectar from the long-lasting blossoms attracts
butterflies, honeybees, and flocks of songbirds. I expected to
see a vast garden of color by now. All I see are patches of
green.

St. Francis: It's the tribes that settled there, Lord. They are
called the Suburbanites. They started calling your flowers
"weeds" and went to great lengths to kill them and replace them
with grass.

God: Grass? But it is so boring, it's not colorful. It doesn't
attract butterflies, bees or birds, only grubs and sod worms.
It's temperamental with temperatures. Do these Suburbanites
really want grass growing there?

St. Francis: Apparently not, Lord. As soon as it has grown a
little, they cut it....sometimes two times a week.

God: They cut it? Do they bale it like hay?

St. Francis: Not exactly, Lord. Most of them rake it up and put
it in bags.

God: They bag it? Why? Is it a cash crop? Do they sell it?

St. Francis: No sir, just the opposite. They pay to throw it
away.

God: Now let me get this straight...they fertilize it to make it
grow and when it does grow, they cut it off and pay to throw it
away?

St. Francis: Yes, sir.

God: These Suburbanites must be relieved in the summer when we
cut back on the rain and turn up the heat. That surely slows
the growth and saves them a lot of work.

St. Francis: You aren't going to believe this Lord, but when the
grass stops growing so fast, they drag out hoses and pay more
money to water it so they can continue to mow it and pay to get
rid of it.

God: What nonsense! At least they kept some of the trees.
That was a sheer stroke of genius, if I do say so myself.
The trees grow leaves in the spring to provide beauty and shade
in the summer. In the autumn they fall to the ground and form a
natural blanket to keep the moisture in the soil and protect the
trees and bushes. Plus, as they rot, the leaves become compost
to enhance the soil. It's a natural circle of life.

St. Francis: You'd better sit down, Lord. As soon as the leaves
fall, the Suburbanites rake them into great piles and pay to
have them hauled away.

God: No way! What do they do to protect the shrubs and tree
roots in the winter to keep the soil moist and loose?

St Francis: After throwing the leaves away, they go out and buy
something called mulch. They haul it home and spread it around
in place of the leaves.

God: And where do they get this mulch?

St. Francis: They cut down the trees and grind them up to make
mulch.

God: Enough! I don't want to think about this anymore.
Saint Catherine, you're in charge of the arts. What movie have
you scheduled for us tonight?

St. Catherine: "Dumb and Dumber," Lord. It's a really stupid
movie about....

God: Never mind--I think I just heard the whole story from Saint
Francis!


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RE: Yard Work.....As Viewed From Heaven

  • Posted by youreit z9b CA Sunset z8-9 (My Page) on
    Thu, Jul 6, 06 at 14:38

Great post, Pat! I definitely don't feel bad for planting enough hummer/bee/butterfly plants to crowd out the (previously planted) grass, and for not raking up the leaves! :)

Brenda


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RE: Yard Work.....As Viewed From Heaven

LOL! My sentiments exactly! I'll be passing this one around to everyone telling me I should worry more about my grass (or the lack of it!) and less about planting more flowers and trees!
Thanks, Pat!
Linda


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RE: Yard Work.....As Viewed From Heaven

hallelujah!


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RE: Yard Work.....As Viewed From Heaven

How right on! Loved it. Makes you want to do better. :)


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RE: Yard Work.....As Viewed From Heaven

Great Post!!

For all my sins, I'm doin' alright here. My grass, such as it is, is brown and clumpy, I don't water, except for the trees I plant, and a few small flower beds. Haven't had to mow for several weeks. I refuse to rake a single leaf (I live in the country for Pete's sake!) And I share my compost from the sheep with 3 or 4 'townies' for fertilizer and mulch!

However, I little rain here would be ok God.

I'm passing this one on too. thanks!


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