I know I sound like I'm whining or exaggerating when I talk about things that happen when I'm involved. Those things really do happen and sometimes I think I am just being paranoid but this must be proof of something or other. This last weekend I didn't go to the last plant sale and garden walk because my allergies were acting up and I was just too cranky. To my surprise no one e-mailed or called to tell me about it. Today I went over to make some cuttings and to my shock, the bench I built on the shed (to add a little re-enforcement for the garden roof weight)was laying on the ground in splinters. You wouldn't believe some of the really nasty things that went through my mind. Now this was not a spindly little thing. It may have been 10 feet long and only a foot wide but I did the math and it should have been able to support a minimum of 715 pounds. There were no less than 4 braces built with 4 and 5 inch screws fastened into the studs. 2 of the braces had the front ends snapped off and 3 braces were ripped away leaving the ends of those screws exposed. I found a couple of scrapes that looked like a pry bar had been used and I was just sick over it. No wonder no one had called me. Then the Hort. Agent showed up with his fiance and gave me the real story. It seems a barber shop quartet decided to sit on my bench while performing. The bench broke under them. The agent swears to me that each man weighed over 200 pounds. The fiance who swings a mean hammer herself took a look and said they must have been jumping on it. With some help, I'm going to rebuild it but this time it will be with 3 additional braces. My jinx found me and I wasn't even there! I think I have a headache. I'll take odds that the next time it will be a quintet. Sandy
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