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Cats Who Drown Socks

Dear Abby,

My cats keep drowning my white socks in their water bowl.

It usually isn't a problem until I wake up to go to work and find they've "liberated" my socks from the laundry basket and drowned them all.

I have tried fussing at them but all I get in return is this dazed, detached, passive, disinterested "Children of the Corn" look in return.

Occasionally, they begin to purr loudly as I'm fussing, which I find disrespectful and counterproductive and, frankly, somewhat sado-masochistic.

What should I do?

Respectfully,

Having a Catfight in Vacaville

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