For the last half hour, I've been buzzed by a huge blow fly. Repeated swipes with a rolled magazine failed. The ugly bugger finally landed on the wall between my printer and a desk. I approached with great stealth and, as I was preparing to send him to the Great Beyond, I saw a huge black widow spider staking her claim to the corner of the walls. I dispatched the fly with the magazine and the spider with a box of greeting cards.

My question is: What is the weirdest thing you've ever used to kill a bug?

Carol