"Puff the Great Big Kitty

Lived by the course

And frolicked anywhere he liked

He was big as a horse!!

Little Jimmy Moody

Loved that rascal Puff

and let him sleep upon his lap

and such indulgent stuff!!

Puff the Great Big Kitty

Lived by the course

And frolicked anywhere he liked

He was big as a horse!!

Puff had some cousins

One was Max the Moo

Max thought he would play with Puff

But Puff didn't think so too!!

Puff found some Whoop Ass

And opened up a can

Now Max runs away from Puff

And Puff rules all the land!!!

Oh Puff the Great Big Kitty

Lived by the course

And frolicked anywhere he liked

He was big as a horse!!