All I got was a urologist's license plate:

2 P C ME

But here's my pick for you:

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

Bwahaha!

Thanks-after I went through with my six bypass op. not much really worries me anymore.

Not a joke, but years ago, when my daughter was little, her pediatrician's office was across the street from a urologist. His name was Dr. Cockburn. Now our doctor told me he insisted it was pronounce CO (long O) Burn, but hooked on phonics worked for me!