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How to control flies?

Posted by pete41 9ab FL. (My Page) on
Thu, Aug 2, 07 at 18:45

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone. "

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RE: How to control flies?

Thats ``fishin forum ''hi

RE: How to control flies?

I liked it Pete. Same experience here except three were on the remote control and two were on a credit card.

RE: How to control flies?

Double groan.

I guess humor is gendered?


RE: How to control flies?

And I thought you had some kind of Floridian secret for killing flies.

Almost every night as I start to go to sleep, there is one fly in the bedroom. It takes about 10 minutes to get it, but if I don't try, it buzzes all around, and keeps me awake.

Thanks for the distraction.


RE: How to control flies?

You could drip some honey on your arm and as the flies come to eat, you stab them with a knife or ice pick. It works well with fleas in the pubic areas. Hahahaha

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