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Thu, Aug 2, 07 at 18:45
| A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked.
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| Groan. Kate |
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| Thats ``fishin forum ''hi brow..lol |
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| I liked it Pete. Same experience here except three were on the remote control and two were on a credit card. |
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| Double groan. I guess humor is gendered? Kate |
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| And I thought you had some kind of Floridian secret for killing flies. Almost every night as I start to go to sleep, there is one fly in the bedroom. It takes about 10 minutes to get it, but if I don't try, it buzzes all around, and keeps me awake. Thanks for the distraction. Sammy |
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| You could drip some honey on your arm and as the flies come to eat, you stab them with a knife or ice pick. It works well with fleas in the pubic areas. Hahahaha |
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