>>>> Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in The Villages, in Florida ..
>>>>
>>>> They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that
>>>> they enjoyed each other's company. After several weeks of meeting for
>>>> coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she
>>>> accepted.
>>>>
>>>> They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic
>>>> restaurant in town. Despite his age, they ended up at his place for
>>>> an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course and age
>>>> being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll
>>>> in the hay.
>>>>
>>>> As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd
>>>> shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.....
>>>>
>>>> Claude was thinking: "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been
>>>> gentler."
>>>>
>>>> Maude was thinking: "If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have
>>>> taken off my pantyhose.
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