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Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk:

Posted by taureau 8B South Louisiana (My Page) on
Sun, Sep 9, 07 at 9:45

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
> 3. Proliferation
> 4. Cinnamon
> THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
> 1. Specificity
> 2. Anti-constitutionalistica lly
> 3. Passive-aggressive disorder
> 4. Transubstantiate
> THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
> 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
> 2. Nope, no more booze for me!
> 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
> 4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
> 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
> 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
> 7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
> 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance. I have no
> coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
> 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking
lot,
> or on the side of the road.
> 10. I must be going home now. I have to work in the morning.


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RE: Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk:

I never did karaoke.


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RE: Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk:

  • Posted by taureau 8B South Louisiana (My Page) on
    Sun, Sep 9, 07 at 10:28

I never did either, but am guilty of the rest. LOL


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RE: Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk:

and more-dang I miss those days.lol


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RE: Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk:

LOL! Sad for the other patrons of the bar, I HAVE done Karaoke! And after I sat down, people took up a collection for my singing lessons.

I always partied/sang with the same group of cops... our favorite was "You don't have to call me darlin' DARLIN!!! You never even called me by my name!!!"


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