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Sun, Sep 9, 07 at 9:45
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative 2. Preliminary > 3. Proliferation > 4. Cinnamon > THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: > 1. Specificity > 2. Anti-constitutionalistica lly > 3. Passive-aggressive disorder > 4. Transubstantiate > THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: > 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. > 2. Nope, no more booze for me! > 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. > 4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry. > 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? > 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. > 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. > 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance. I have no > coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool. > 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot, > or on the side of the road. > 10. I must be going home now. I have to work in the morning. |
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| I never did karaoke. |
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| I never did either, but am guilty of the rest. LOL |
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| and more-dang I miss those days.lol |
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| LOL! Sad for the other patrons of the bar, I HAVE done Karaoke! And after I sat down, people took up a collection for my singing lessons. I always partied/sang with the same group of cops... our favorite was "You don't have to call me darlin' DARLIN!!! You never even called me by my name!!!" |
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