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Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk:

taureau
16 years ago

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

> 3. Proliferation

> 4. Cinnamon

> THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

> 1. Specificity

> 2. Anti-constitutionalistica lly

> 3. Passive-aggressive disorder

> 4. Transubstantiate

> THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

> 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

> 2. Nope, no more booze for me!

> 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

> 4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.

> 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

> 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.

> 7. I'm not interested in fighting you.

> 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance. I have no

> coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.

> 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking

lot,

> or on the side of the road.

> 10. I must be going home now. I have to work in the morning.

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