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men vs women

iowa_jade
16 years ago

Found this & thought it was good for an discussion.

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

  1. a plumber
  2. a mechanic
  3. a decorator
  4. a stylist
  5. a sexologist
  6. a gynecologist
  7. a psychologist
  8. a pest exterminator
  9. a psychiatrist
  10. a healer
  11. a good listener
  12. an organizer
  13. a good father
  14. very clean
  15. sympathetic
  16. athletic
  17. warm
  18. attentive
  19. gallant
  20. intelligent
  21. funny
  22. creative
  23. tender
  24. strong
  25. understanding
  26. tolerant
  27. prudent
  28. ambitious
  29. capable
  30. courageous
  31. determined
  32. true
  33. dependable
  34. passionate
  35. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

  1. give her compliments regularly
  2. love shopping
  3. be honest
  4. be very rich
  5. not stress her out
  6. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

  1. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
  2. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
  3. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

  1. Never to forget:

    * birthdays

    * anniversaries

    * arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring food

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