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men vs women

Posted by iowa_jade 5a (My Page) on
Fri, Sep 7, 07 at 13:06

Found this & thought it was good for an discussion.

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food


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Yeah that 54 is real deal breaker.


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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

snork!


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Gee - I always thought the food was optional!


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Food? OMG thats the important part...either that or a boat and a dog and a truck in no special order.
Ang


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Funny!

How frightening if I say 'I wish'!! OK, so I go for the hard-to-get. It's a neurosis, clearly ;)


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I don't know. I thought for a man it was:

Bring a recliner.
Bring the remote control.
Bring beer.
And show up naked.


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Who forgot to put 'be a good gardener' on the list? DH was supposed to be my sexy half-nekkid gardener. Boy, did that not work out as planned.

Cheers,
Michelle


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Wait, wait, WAIT....where on that list is that the guy needs to be a hole digger?
THAT is a deal breaker!!

Ronda
Who gardens in the red clay and soaprock of South Carolina


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LMAO! I did a 'digger' search and couldn't figure out why this thread came up??? Yes, being a hole digger is very important. Didn't see the reason Deb puts up with me listed... I quit drinking a year before I met her. She has a permanent designated driver. You knew there had to be a reason she puts up with an ornery ol' fart like me.

digger


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Yes, add hole digger. All the rest is true.
Kathy


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Ladies, just show up nekkid. I'll bring my own food. Yer, Jerry Lee


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