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Man of the House

Posted by taureau 8B South Louisiana (My Page) on
Sat, Sep 22, 07 at 14:49



Subject: Man of the House

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'. He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.

After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'

The wife replied, 'The freaking funeral director would be my first guess.'


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RE: Man of the House

Yuck! Yuck!

I know someone who is married to such a swine. She holds down a full time job also. She hasn't said anything about bondage, however.

No wonder he is on his second marriage.


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RE: Man of the House

If you keep posting this kind of material, like its some sort of joke, the women here are going to get confused about their duties.


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RE: Man of the House

You need a rimshot there, harry!

I actually read this joke on the internet elsewhere last night by chance! A doctor's forum [and yes they really do tell awful gynecology jokes!].


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