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Something light for a giggle

Posted by moodyblue 8 (My Page) on
Sat, Nov 24, 07 at 23:26

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The Maid asked for a raise:

The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want an increase?"

Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."

Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "The Master said so."

Madam: "Oh."

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?"

Maria: "The Master did."

Madam: "Oh."

Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."

Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"

Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."

SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE..!

Pauline - Vancouver Island
(smart maid)


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RE: Something light for a giggle

OH MY GOODNESS ----THAT IS SO FUNNY------I NEEDED THAT THIS MORNING---

It kind of caught me off guard---I had to think about it for a second or two----very funny.

Florence


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Quite funny Pauline, thanks.

Carla


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And you wonder why some of us guys are into gardening...


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I like gamekeepers myself! teehee!

Like
Florence, it took me a few seconds at the end there till the penny dropped!:)


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That is good!!!
THanks


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hahaha, good one!


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