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The Maid asked for a raise: The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want an increase?" Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you." Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "The Master said so." Madam: "Oh." Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?" Maria: "The Master did." Madam: "Oh." Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you." Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?" Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did." SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE..! Pauline - Vancouver Island
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- Posted by zeffyrose_pa6b7 6b7 (My Page) on Sun, Nov 25, 07 at 10:13
| OH MY GOODNESS ----THAT IS SO FUNNY------I NEEDED THAT THIS MORNING--- It kind of caught me off guard---I had to think about it for a second or two----very funny. Florence |
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| Quite funny Pauline, thanks. Carla |
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| And you wonder why some of us guys are into gardening... |
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| I like gamekeepers myself! teehee! Like |
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| That is good!!! THanks |
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- Posted by rainlily_sis (My Page) on Wed, Nov 28, 07 at 8:10
| hahaha, good one! |
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