Take one of them old lawn dart toys we played with as kids. Sharpen up the end and give 'er a toss.

Lloyd

"Last year, a hog farmer in Hayfield, Minn., was launched 40 feet into the air in an explosion caused by methane gas from a manure pit on his farm. He sustained burns and singed hair."

It would appear that composting is a much more exciting hobby that one might think at first.

Hahaha. I can't stop laughing! He's like a renegade composter. I live in Indiana, and I can attest to these kinds of people. Crazy!

Kim

"Take one of them old lawn dart toys we played with as kids. Sharpen up the end and give 'er a toss. "

But only if you kept some of them from when you were a kid. They can't be sold in the US or Canada any more.

Apparently, after many kids were injured and a handful killed, they were deemed to be unsafe.

I still got mine!

They won't let a 10 year old go out gopher hunting with his trusty single shot .22 caliber Cooey anymore either. What's the world coming too!

Lloyd

I can attest to how much fun a .22 is! Although I now think squirrels are quite cute and don't want to hurt them, I used to be a great shot!

Kim

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Understatement of the decade! LOL

I'm thinking a sniper from a distance would be safest. Hope they let the neighbors know so they can vacate til the stench blows over!

My SIL tells the story where she was punctured in the back with a lawn jart. One of her brothers tossed the dart straight up into the air and then yelled, "heads up".

She scrunched down on her knees with her hands over her head and the dart stuck right into her back. Apparently, she was lucky that it didn't puncture a lung.

flaming arrow Robin Hood style on a clear night
you could probably sell tickets