2 half-eaten bagels
and a bag of Starbucks coffee grounds

On the third day of Christmas, my caretaker gave to me:

3 bags of mulched leaves
2 half-eaten bagels
and a bag of Starbucks coffee grounds

On the fourth day of Christmas, my caretaker gave to me:

4 schmooshy pumpkins
3 bags of mulched leaves
2 half-eaten bagels
and a bag of starbucks coffee grounds...

On the fifth day of Christmas, my caretaker gave to me:

(someone please make a liquid gold joke for 5... please...)

5 Golden Pints!
4 schmooshy pumpkins
3 bags of mulched leaves
2 half-eaten bagels
and a bag of starbucks coffee grounds...

On the sixth day of Christmas, my caretaker gave to me:

6 bushels of bunny poo!

5 Golden Pints
4 schmooshy pumpkins
3 bags of mulched leaves
2 half-eaten bagels
and a bag of Starbucks coffee grounds!!

On the seventh day of Christmas, my caretaker gave to me:

7 bales of rotten hay

6 bushels of bunny poo!
5 Golden Pints
4 schmooshy pumpkins
3 bags of mulched leaves
2 half-eaten bagels
and a bag of Starbucks coffee grounds!!

On the eighth day of Christmas, my caretaker gave to me:

8 Maids a milking and a hall pass to go check my {{gwi:261146}},
7 bales of rotten hay
6 bushels of bunnie poo
5 golden pints
4 smooshey pumpkis
3 bags of mulched leaves
2 half eaten bagles
And a big bag of Starbucks Coffeegrouuunnnndddddssss!!!

On the 9th day of Christmas, my Caretaker gave to me ~

9 loads of horse manure

8 Maids a milking and a hall pass to go check my dumpsters,
7 bales of rotten hay
6 bushels of bunnie poo
5 golden pints
4 smooshey pumpkis
3 bags of mulched leaves
2 half eaten bagles
And a big bag of Starbucks Coffeegrouuunnnndddddssss!!!

On the 10th day of Christmas, my Caretaker gave to me ~

10 bags of shredded paper
9 loads of horse manure
8 Maids a milking and a hall pass to go check my dumpsters,
7 bales of rotten hay
6 bushels of bunnie poo
5 golden pints
4 smooshey pumpkis
3 bags of mulched leaves
2 half eaten bagles
And a big bag of Starbucks Coffeegrouuunnnndddddssss!!!

11 pails of putrid produce

10 bags of shredded paper
9 loads of horse manure
8 Maids a milking and a hall pass to go check my dumpsters,
7 bales of rotten hay
6 bushels of bunnie poo
5 golden pints
4 smooshey pumpkins
3 bags of mulched leaves
2 half eaten bagles
And a big bag of Starbucks Coffeegrouuunnnndddddssss!!!

On the 12th day of Christmas my Caretaker gave to me -

12 green acres
11 pails of putrid produce
10 bags of shredded paper
9 loads of horse manure
8 Maids a milking and a hall pass to go check my dumpsters,
7 bales of rotten hay
6 bushels of bunnie poo
5 golden pints
4 smooshey pumpkins
3 bags of mulched leaves
2 half eaten bagles
And a big bag of Starbucks Coffeegrouuunnnndddddssss!!!

Ok guys we can't end now. I know the song stops at 12 but who says we have to stop.
13 piles of free wood chip mulch from the tree trimmers
12 green acres
11 pails of putrid produce
10 bags of shredded paper
9 loads of horse manure
8 Maids a milking and a hall pass to go check my dumpsters,
7 bales of rotten hay
6 bushels of bunnie poo
5 golden pints
4 smooshey pumpkins
3 bags of mulched leaves
2 half eaten bagles
And a big bag of Starbucks Coffeegrouuunnnndddddssss!!!
On the 14th day of Christmas my caregiver gave to me....

14 dried up fruitcakes
13 piles of free wood chip mulch from the tree trimmers
12 green acres
11 pails of putrid produce
10 bags of shredded paper
9 loads of horse manure
8 Maids a milking and a hall pass to go check my dumpsters,
7 bales of rotten hay
6 bushels of bunnie poo
5 golden pints
4 smooshey pumpkins
3 bags of mulched leaves
2 half eaten bagles
And a big bag of Starbucks Coffeegrouuunnnndddddssss!!!
On the 15th day of Christmas my caregiver gave to me....

I don't think you can compost fruitcake, but you can build a retaining wall with it. ;>)

15 burnt cookies-oops one of those new silicone baking sheets.
14 dried up fruitcakes
13 piles of free wood chip mulch from the tree trimmers
12 green acres
11 pails of putrid produce
10 bags of shredded paper
9 loads of horse manure
8 Maids a milking and a hall pass to go check my dumpsters,
7 bales of rotten hay
6 bushels of bunnie poo
5 golden pints
4 smooshey pumpkins
3 bags of mulched leaves
2 half eaten bagles
And a big bag of Starbucks Coffeegrouuunnnndddddssss!!!
On the 16th day of Christmas my caregiver gave to me....

My friend says that millennia from now future generations of archaeologists will be digging for remains of our civilization. The only thing they will find is those little green cherries from Christmas fruitcakes!

Merry Christmas.

Karen

16 bags of left-over Halloween candy (hidden in the back of the freezer)
15 burnt cookies-oops one of those new silicone baking sheets.
14 dried up fruitcakes
13 piles of free wood chip mulch from the tree trimmers
12 green acres
11 pails of putrid produce
10 bags of shredded paper
9 loads of horse manure
8 Maids a milking and a hall pass to go check my dumpsters,
7 bales of rotten hay
6 bushels of bunnie poo
5 golden pints
4 smooshey pumpkins
3 bags of mulched leaves
2 half eaten bagles
And a big bag of Starbucks Coffeegrouuunnnndddddssss!!!
On the 17th day of Christmas my caregiver gave to me....

Here is a link that might be useful: Composting Candy

On the 13 day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
12 stacks of bills
11 return envelopes
10 39¢ stamps
9 blank checks
8 dollar balance
7....you get the idea.