1) FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog.
Bites.
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2) FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
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3) FREE PUPPIES ... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
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4) GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
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5) FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile.
Better be a reward.
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6) COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED . Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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7) NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
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8) GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
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9) NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once.
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10) JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
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(AND THE BEST ONE)
11) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45
volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed.
Got married last month. Wife knows everything.