Yipee:

Californian agricultural scientists developed plant species that text-messages farmer to change the music selection depending upon their mood. Yield increases, but plant blackberries bust state budget. Other berries outraged. Senate approves increase for all berries. OMG. Aloha

Hi lehua,
Lucky you live Hawaii. Kiluea volcano needs no help getting it's message across.

Ola GJ,

The message of Aloha and island renewal. The sulfuric steam that spews forth from Kiluea (hale mau mau caldera) really affects the atmosphere across the island chain on days when southern storms break down the dependable trade winds. Its message is vog and nothing but the vog. I think some people who have moved to the Big Island are trying to figure out a way to sue the State so it will somehow turn off their smelly volcano. Way.
Actually I have moved from Oahu and now live in New Orleans, LA. I now am enjoying the strong winds in the Gulf of Mexico. Aloha