Silence is golden
Duct tape is silver.

What's YOUR favorite? Note - some of the best t-shirts are too filthy for this forum. And, I have a funny list of vanity plates rejected by the State of Ohio from 2000 that are hilarious but also not appropriate. So, we have to narrow it down to the (mostly) clean ones.

Given this limitation - can you meet the challenge?

I proudly put it on the bumper of my car after the Nixon/Mcgovern election.

Remember now, I'm a New England girl, proud to say, born and bred in Massachusetts.

OH Ya, the bumper sticker read.

DON'T BLAME ME, I'M FROM MASSACHUSETTS

THAT'S REFERRING TO MA BEING THE ONLY STATE THAT VOTED FOR MCGOVERN.

Fran

"Stop animal testing!" This ones shows a rabbit sitting at a school desk taking a test.

"The voices in my head are saying they don't like you."

"Your girlfriend likes me better."

"Your parents worst nightmare."

"Dyslexics of the world untie"
(Suppposed to be 'unite' for those who don't know what dyslexia is [seeing letter and numbers backwards])

And then there is the one that I have heard of and would like to get for myself:

"I may be fat but you're ugly and I can always lose weight."

Laurel

With the holiday season starting, I'll share my favorite bumper sticker from the collection I have on a bullitan board in my office:

"Children need your presence not your presents!"

My second favorite is

" Preschool is not BOOT CAMP for Kindergarden"

Nancy

DOES THE NAME PAVLOV RING A BELL?

And to the fellow who asked, they are not a rock band.

My DH and I once wore this shirt to a reunion of my family, it really was fun.

Mary, who trains cats.

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

"Did you know there are motorcycles in heaven"

David's son
gods triumph

Barb

Unless you're a tatoo get off my A%%.
I guess they don't appreciate people riding their bumper.

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them.
I imagine people who live in high tourist areas sometimes feel like this.

My son was inmate of the month.
Sad, but probably true.

"Why aren't hemoroids called asseroids?"

Good question.

Vegetarians eat vegetables. Humanitarians scare me!

~~Mimi

My favorite bumper sticker right now is the one which says Coexist in various letters signifying various religions. I want one. However, my all time favorite are these old late 60's bumper stickers I had - all of them had Laugh In slogans, and there is one "Down With Pants". Part of the old protest sign era thing.

"Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be Happy". A Ben Franklin quote. And that is a popular t-shirt where I live (my neighborhood is populated with bars and nightclubs)...I get a chuckle when I see it.

GGG

'Save water, shower with a friend.'

'Save a tree, eat a beaver.'

"Proud Parent of an Honor Student at 'Our Lady of Humility'"

I'll have to cull through my list of other shirts and stickers... I have a habit of finding the filthy ones. ^_^;

Carla

"Tune it or DIE!!!"

moonphase

jim_6b

I had/have a t-shirt with a picture of a sailing boat on it - the thing couldn't fit on my thumb now, but I keep it anyway. It said -

NO FRIGGIN IN THE RIGGIN!

And, having been born and raised in the US Virgin Islands, an old car had vanity plates that read:

TRY A VIRGIN

(My ex's idea - not mine!) The car got stolen, but about 4 years later, they found one of the plates and returned it to me. Something else to add to the clutter around here ...

PV

I love the little Calvin guy who pees on stuff. Its fun to see what the owner hates the most. lol

(which I thought was perfect for those times when you just want to get someone off your a$$ who's following too close and need an "excuse" when he actually DOES plow into you after the brake-check.)

Ashes of Problem Students

(not a bumper sticker, I know, but I thought it was worth sharing.)

Vegetarian is an Indian word for bad hunter

If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made 'em out of meat.

my favorite is on a t-shirt my daughter wears occasionally.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me!

bgrow_gardens

Some say beer will make you dumb.
It are go good with pizza.

Jesus is coming, look busy!

Too many freaks, too few circuses.

I like to sing and drink scotch,
most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

and finally,

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals

Teamwork: A bunch of people doing what I tell them to do.

(picture of a stick person with their fingers in their ears) caption reads: I think it's funny how you think I'm listening to you.

I used to care, now I take a pill for that.

Got Chocolate?

(in letters that progressively get smaller) By the time you realize this tshirt really doesn't say anything it will be way to late to stop reading.

And your crybaby excuse would be?

You don't have to be crazy to work here. They will train you.

The internet was down so I decide to come outside.

No bumper stickers on our car but like to read them.

Evolution. It's just a theory. Kind of like gravity.